this was like almost an hour ahahhahahhaaa i was laughing my ass off the whole damn time
Stranger: hello
You: if going to kill myself in 30 seconds if you dont convince me life is worth living
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Stranger: life is worth living
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Stranger: people love you
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Stranger: plus u should go n travel the world
You: 19
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Stranger: n this world has chocolate
You: 17
Stranger: u should stay
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Stranger: lus where would u go
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Stranger: please dont di
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Stranger: i'll miss you
You: really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger:
You: your the only reason im alive right now
You: your the only reason my life is worth living
You: I FUCKEN LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Stranger: ok calm down now... but i thought bout it once before as well
Stranger: Anything u need to talk bout?
You: yes
You: i was born different
Stranger: Im here to listen
Stranger: yea?
Stranger: go on
You: i have a rare disease where when i grow, my penis doesnt
You: so its the same size as when i was born
You: so no girl will ever love me
Stranger: thanks for thinking us girls only go after the dick
Stranger: we dont
Stranger: n dont be shallow
Stranger: nor should u joke bout that
Stranger: n dont be stupid as well, its mostly about charm and personilty that wins a girl over
Stranger: u'll find someone specail
Stranger:
You: yeah but seriously if you saw a guy with a baby penis, would you let him screw you?
Stranger: if i let him
Stranger: *love
You: i guess your right
You: how old are you
Stranger: 17
Stranger: n u
You: 18
Stranger: y would u want to commit sucide
You: i have a little weene
Stranger: so, u're gonna end ur life on that
Stranger: that isn't good enough to take ur life away
You: and i cant get a job anywhere
You: and my woman left me once she saw how i was underneath the belt..
You: i was dating her for 4 months
Stranger: oj but u cant let someone else control ur life
Stranger: Why dont u travel
You: i have no money
Stranger: u dont really need money
Stranger: Do u watch tv?
You: not really
You: just basic channels
You: why'
Stranger: national geographic adventure?
You: no
You: is it good?
Stranger: well
Stranger: what im trying to get at
Stranger: is certain shows people do stuff
Stranger: one guy lives off 5 dollars a day, and depends on other people
Stranger: travels and ask people if he could stay in their house, for food.. etc.. etc
Stranger: Nobody in the USA or something like it
Stranger: u could do something like that
You: idk
You: where would i get money?
Stranger: do u do art?
Stranger: music?
Stranger: theres more than a job to get money
You: i can sing
Stranger: sing for money!
You: thats true
Stranger: seee
Stranger: more than one way to get a job
Stranger: do u have enough money for uni?
You: uni?
Stranger: college
Stranger: university
You: fuckkk that
You: my dad died and my mom well shes kinda crazy
Stranger: I'm sorry bout ur parents
Stranger: yea, mine are fucked up
Stranger: but university n college n that stuff... it can get u far
You: idk how i would pay for it
Stranger: singing for money perhaps
Stranger: go to an art school
You: yeah but really how much would that pay
Stranger: especially ones for singing
Stranger: they usually do auditions
Stranger: yea but finicial aid?
You: i think im gonna try out for american idol
You: are you there?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: u could
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Dubai
Stranger: n u
You: USA
Stranger: which part
You: seattle washington
Stranger: oh, my grand folks live in Port Angles
Stranger: i was born in tennessee
You: sweet why did you move?
Stranger: Dad
Stranger: for work
Stranger: n for the army
You: why dont you move back
Stranger: well, i dont have any interrest in going to the states
Stranger: but I am applying there for uni
You: why dont you wanna go back to the states?
Stranger: Americans are quite close minded
Stranger: I want to go someplace n discover new cultures, n jouneries
Stranger: plus US is so seperated from the rest of the world
You: true datt
Stranger: alot of americans also think the world focuses around themselves.. which actually.. most of the countries actually hate them
Stranger: brb
You: yeah but all the countries need us
Stranger: no.. actually a lot of countries dont need the states
You: the only reason your country is around is because of oil that was bought by the usa
You: bull motherfucken shit you dont need the usa
Stranger: haha u know I am american?
You: oh shit
You: i mean dubai
Stranger: haha
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: i helped u out?
You: you saved my life
You: im forever in debt to you
Stranger: nah.. dont be
Stranger: btw, whats ur name
You: mclovin
You: just kidding
You: terry
Stranger: cool!
You: whats your name
Stranger: ASh
Stranger: *ash
You: like the pokemon guy?
Stranger: oh shut up
Stranger: no.. my full name is Ashley
Stranger: but i go by Ash
You: i got ya
You: well thanks
You: i love you
Stranger: no worries
You: do you have myspace/facebook?
Stranger: how bout i give u my email instead
You: ok
Stranger:
its.another.life@hotmail.co,
Stranger: *.com
You: thanks
You: bye
You have disconnected.
