-Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands.
-Bill Nye's sperm count is measured in moles/milliliter.
-Bill Nye knows how fast an electron is going... AND where it is.
-Bill Nye decides if Schroedinger's cat is alive or dead.
-Bill Nye told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.
-Bill Nye carries the fountain of youth around in a klein bottle in his back pocket.
-Bill Nye destroyed the Berlin Wall with common household chemicals.
-Gravity: Bill Nye's idea.
-Bill Nye tutors Stephen Hawking.
-Bill Nye challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.
-Bill Nye knows more than Laplace's Demon.
-Bill Nye does his taxes in his head, and he's a millionaire... draw your own conclusion.
-Bill Nye was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.
-Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.
-While filming a Science Guy episode on particle physics, Bill Nye met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Bill and Anti-Bill couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Bill finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Bill promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
-Santa Claus will soon begin contracting all gift giving to Bill Nye. Good children will receive gyroscopes, and bad children will have the thermite reaction initiated on their face.
-"When Chuck Norris has a problem, he asks Bill Nye."
-Bill Nye counted to infinity 3 times, and still had not reached his IQ score
-Bill Nye makes his ice cream using milk, cream, sugar ,.....and cold fusion.
-Superman once told Bill Nye that he was completely indestructible, this led to Bill creating what he likes to call kryptonite.
-Avogadro's Number is actually a misnomer since Bill Nye discovered it when asked to provide a PIN for his checking account.
-Bill Nye can decrease his own entropy without doing work.
-Bill Nye is more efficient than a reversible process.
-While the general public knows him as Chuck Norris, Bill Nye knows him as the Roundhouse Kicking Machine of Science.
-Bill Nye derived the Theory of Everything at age 5, deemed the world unworthy of its mighty and far-reaching applications, and destroyed all his work using the Theory of Everything Paper Shredder of Science.
-Some people can recite the first few thousand digits of pi. Bill Nye can recite the last thousand digits of pi.
-Bill Nye's sperm count is measured in moles/milliliter.
-Bill Nye knows how fast an electron is going... AND where it is.
-Bill Nye decides if Schroedinger's cat is alive or dead.
-Bill Nye told Pluto that it was no longer a planet... and it listened.
-Bill Nye carries the fountain of youth around in a klein bottle in his back pocket.
-Bill Nye destroyed the Berlin Wall with common household chemicals.
-Gravity: Bill Nye's idea.
-Bill Nye tutors Stephen Hawking.
-Bill Nye challenged a photon to a race in a vacuum and won.
-Bill Nye knows more than Laplace's Demon.
-Bill Nye does his taxes in his head, and he's a millionaire... draw your own conclusion.
-Bill Nye was the first person to orbit the earth... in only a lab coat and safety goggles.
-Bill Nye is the only person who is allowed in the lab area without goggles.
-While filming a Science Guy episode on particle physics, Bill Nye met his antimatter self. It was a battle of wits, since Bill and Anti-Bill couldn't touch each other without annihilating themselves and most of the West Coast. Bill finally won by proving that the Universe itself is a figment of his imagination, and therefore he can do whatever he wants to it. Anti-Bill promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
-Santa Claus will soon begin contracting all gift giving to Bill Nye. Good children will receive gyroscopes, and bad children will have the thermite reaction initiated on their face.
-"When Chuck Norris has a problem, he asks Bill Nye."
-Bill Nye counted to infinity 3 times, and still had not reached his IQ score
-Bill Nye makes his ice cream using milk, cream, sugar ,.....and cold fusion.
-Superman once told Bill Nye that he was completely indestructible, this led to Bill creating what he likes to call kryptonite.
-Avogadro's Number is actually a misnomer since Bill Nye discovered it when asked to provide a PIN for his checking account.
-Bill Nye can decrease his own entropy without doing work.
-Bill Nye is more efficient than a reversible process.
-While the general public knows him as Chuck Norris, Bill Nye knows him as the Roundhouse Kicking Machine of Science.
-Bill Nye derived the Theory of Everything at age 5, deemed the world unworthy of its mighty and far-reaching applications, and destroyed all his work using the Theory of Everything Paper Shredder of Science.
-Some people can recite the first few thousand digits of pi. Bill Nye can recite the last thousand digits of pi.
