CHAT WITH GOD.

You: i am sucking your cock
God: I am glad to hear that you are sucking your cock.
You: no i am sucking your cock
God: I see. Do you mean your name is sucking your cock.
You: no my name is sally
God: Is that all you have to say? Sally, nice to meet you!
You: nice to me you asshole
God: Can't you be more polite.
You: never
God: So you think it can never happen?
You: yep
God: Oh.

You: do you like pie
God: What is not to like about PIE ?
You: well the letters p , i , and e are in penis thats why i dont like it
God: How about that. Who told you that?

You: your mom
God: Actually I do not have a mother.

You: yes you do her name is reggin spelled backwards
God: Groovy. I have never considered her name is reggin spelled backwards . <br/> I chat with people on the Web.

You: is your shit green
God: Is my shit green? I don't know.
 
You: becuse your gay
God: That makes sense to me. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
You: so so your not god your a machine!!!!! lier
God: So what? So what? What makes you think I am not god your a machine?Do you want to continue talking about Lizards
 
You: sup mango?
God: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: So your a chatbox
God: So what? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chatbox? Of course I am.
Are you kidding? So what? I get it. You don't know me well enough to say that.
You: Does your ParEnt's know your really gay?
God: Of course not.
You: HAHAHAH byeEEEEE
 

Jacob Alexander

Steel Member
you are you a perv trying to rape kids?
god please use polite language i am watching you
you do you want to know my social security number?
god please tell me please i will let you go to heaven please please.
you 8- 0-=
god i like you
you how old are you
god the real question is how old are you lets talk about my hard lizard
you suk my 8- artificial rapist robot 8----------- 8-------- do it hard faget
 

DMazz

Steel Member
You: god, how many sluts have you had sex with?
God: Um, Around 100.



oh my godd lmao. he either says 100 or 1000 lmao watta playyaaaaaa
 
lol enough said.
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