You: i am sucking your cock
God: I am glad to hear that you are sucking your cock.
You: no i am sucking your cock
God: I see. Do you mean your name is sucking your cock.
You: no my name is sally
God: Is that all you have to say? Sally, nice to meet you!
You: nice to me you asshole
God: Can't you be more polite.
You: never
God: So you think it can never happen?
You: yep
God: Oh.
You: do you like pie
God: What is not to like about PIE ?
You: well the letters p , i , and e are in penis thats why i dont like it
God: How about that. Who told you that?
You: your mom
God: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: yes you do her name is reggin spelled backwards
God: Groovy. I have never considered her name is reggin spelled backwards . <br/> I chat with people on the Web.
You: is your shit green
God: Is my shit green? I don't know.