christmas list

[Matt Ogle]

pro model.
some good mp3 player
good digital camera
shirts, socks, pants, cds, porn, etc

 

[danielwarwick]

money
clothes
and of course the most hardcore porn on the market

 

[Kevin Vannauker]

is your mothers really going to buy you people porn?

 

[dan barrett]

No there Fathers

 

[vash763]

This is my ex: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...285ADCD1-F8DC-4D88-B3D6E0F457822F121144527078 so we had a really serious relationship right? Well she ends up dumping me and going on a spree of other guys. Whatever I'll move on. Then my new girlfriend: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...285ADCD1-F8DC-4D88-B3D6E0F457822F121144527078 starts telling me (litereally) how horny she is when she talks to me and how i need to be all over her. Ok, what do I do? I go and get all over her.

Well gues fucking what, now they're both best fucking friends and my ex starts telling me about how she's jealous and shit.

God damn she just like wont leave me alone. All those fucking myspace things:

"ArE yOu In LoVe WiTh SoMoNe RiGhT nOw: yes but I wish i wasnt"


THEN DONT FUCKING THINK ABOUT ME AND GET OVER IT YOU STUPID WHORE
_____
So first that she would leave me the fuck alone
Second I want a cd player for my car
Third I want Interstalla 5555
PS CS 2 would be nice also

 

[dreads3213]

so are you saying that for christmas you want a threeway??
oddly enough that happened to me too in a lot of ways but my new girlfriend isnt all horny about it and shit

 

[vash763]

A threeway would be cool.

But I would much rather just have my ex leave me the hell alone.

 

[Jake Carlyon]

Throw a brick at her, kill her and if the cops try to arrest you call it discrimination.

 

[vash763]

YOO B DICRIMINATIN UN OS WIT PEPLZ!

 

[Madis]

my pro-model will by shipped here for about christmas, lol.

 

[Steezeman]

This Specialized mountain bike,
prolly video games,
chocolate.

 

[Miles Quirk]

i almost got a specialized hardrock comp for my birthday..but then i didnt want one so i just got money

 

[josh gummersall]

money for video camera

that is all i changed

 

[Ryan_W]

Diesel Fuel

 

[Snow Patrol]

I just want to go to a comp. lol

 

[cLeMo321]

 

[vash763]

Turns out I'm with my ex again.

It went something like this:

"Zac I'm willing to give you anything and EVERYTHING"

I picked up on the subtle hints she laid in that riddle and made the amazingly tough decision of what to do.

 

[Tyler Boner]

haha

 

[Jake Carlyon]

Yeah man, thats a really tough choice... not hahahaha

 

[vash763]

I know wasn't it?