Chuck Norris Jokes.

[ryanlovegays]

Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

 

[ryanlovegays]

If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

 

[ryanlovegays]

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

 

[ryanlovegays]

Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

 

[ryanlovegays]

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

 

[ryanlovegays]

Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

 

[ryanlovegays]

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

 

[ryanlovegays]

When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.

 

[ryanlovegays]

# When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.

# Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.

# Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

# Chuck Norris� IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight

# Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.

# Chuck Norris was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a roundhouse kick.

# Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

# Chuck Norris had his tonsels removed with a chainsaw.

# Chuck Norris digs graves with a shoe horn.

 

[JarradSmith]

Chuck Norris once punched Ryan Loveday in the face. He died.





Now everyone is happy

 

[ashz893scootys]

enough with the fukn posting. post count is gay anyone loser

 

[ryanlovegays]

hahahahahahahahha lols

 

[Adam21]

loveday, ur r the most hated person on sr, ur not going to be friends with all the good riders just because u post on sr. ban him someone

 

[lil borie]

loveday is the only reason you post to get you post count up lol

 

[Billie Rainbow]

nonono it's his life

 

[JarradSmith]

loveday is the only reason you post to get you post count up lol

Its true.

 

[ryanlovegays]

no its not