Chuck Norris thread.

[NickGraham.]

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at burger king, and got one.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

get that shitt in heree.
I dont care if its made before, lets here some good ones.

 

[Big L]

No Chuck Norris jokes fucking suck.

 

[Steven_T]

Not having it. Sorry. Logan knows whats up.

 

[danielwarwick]

I had to open this up real quick to post this:

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