Well first off, these are the things you're going to need.
-A box turtle
-A prostitute
-A happy meal
Just put the clamp in the prostitutes ladyparts and if it comes out rawed, then its oversized. Since theres more pressure because its bigger, it gets rawed. If its still the original color, its standard sized. Put the box turtle in a cage and eat the happy meal.
Well first off, these are the things you're going to need.
-A box turtle
-A prostitute
-A happy meal
Put the box turtle in a cage and eat the happy meal. These are essential. Then to measuer teh clamp, just put it in the prostitutes ladyparts and if it comes out rawed, then its oversized. Since theres more pressure because its bigger, it gets rawed. If its still the original color, its standard sized. There you go.
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