Close calls you've had?
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SamDybeck
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one night I was taking the train back home with Gerardo, Hunter, and Ryan and we didnt have enough money for tickets so we bought the discounted ones for disabled people and seniors(you can get a $250 ticket/citation for that)but it was just one stop so we didn't think twice about it. Right before we got on the train we were talking to this guy who needed to get to Oceanside(about 5 stops in the same dirrection) he said he didn't have enought money for a ticket and asked if we would smoke him out. We didn't have any money or weed so he went to go talk to somebody else. So we just got on the train and assumed he waited for the next one. We were almost to our destination when we saw one of the conductors come down the asile, we started to get sketched because we had the wrong tickets and he was checking everyone's tickets in front of us when he stopped to talk to somebody and began writting something. It turns out it was the guy who wanted us to smoke him out and he was getting a ticket for not paying, if he wasn't sitting in front of us we would have all gotten tickets no doubt
Oh wow that sounds like a real situation with real people. Mine was completely made up on the spot, I encourage you to do the same and make this thread full of the most ridiculous fictitious stories you can come up with. I kinda wish the mummy turd story was real but whatever.....
Chrispy
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so i was out riding my flatbar with some buddies last night and we decide we wanted to go ride to his gf's house in the next town over. So we mob there and when we arrive its 12:30 she lets us come inside her room and hang out. Well i really had to pee and i didn't wanna wake up her fam so i just started to pee out her open second story window. When I was 3/4 of the way done her door opens behind me and her huge vin deisel looking ass dad stares me down. My junk was still out at this point making direct eye contact with her dad. It was cold outside so my dong was "fun sized" and the dad started running at me full speed and trips over my scooter. I juke him out, grab my buddies and my scooter, and run out as fast as I can. Then we mobbed home and slept like babies haha.
emil_rides_street
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thats what i thought xD like if it was a real mummy it would cost 100k at least & shit makes a good DNA proof
EthicRocks
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I was walking throw the woods and looking behind me because I heard scratching in the bush and as I was walking I ran into a cat's grave and almost fell into the creek.
emil_rides_street
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Went out on my Yamaha yesterday (I ain't got my numberplate nomore, hope I get it back soon) and yeah. Cops around here have nothing better to do than check every single 50ccm rider (oh no you don't have to catch the guys goin through the centre with ricers at around 150km/h; check all the 50ccm riders who just want to go more than 45 & tune a little) so yeah. Went out ridin a little & suddenly out of nowhere the cops come racin out behind me. Saw the blue lights & started to gain speed. Cops come closer and closer but then I somehow manage to race into a field & loose them. Nearly got fucked up again. This time it wouldn't only have been a fine Fuck these cops here.
Anton
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wait why did you even buy the ticket in the first place. either way you risk getting a ticket but buying a discount ticket means you still lose money
SamDybeck
Steel Member
we didn't really think about it that much
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zach poon
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So i go to my girlfriends house quite often (like when we wanna hangout) the only problem is i live next to a bunch of mountains and canyons and shit but i found like this short cut trail that i get thru and it takes me to a road by her house and then i ride for 15 minutes and im there, anyways i have to go back thru the trail on my way back home and her mom said before i left "watch out for mountain lions" it's like 8:30 pitch black darkness and im on the trail and fucking a deer skims me i freak the fuck out and i start running fast as fuck, i thought that shit was a mountain lion, but it was better then when my friend who took 4 dabs drove me home from there
GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET
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So one day I was just dressed up in a mummy costume as a prank and some crazy drunk ran in and shat all over me. I was asleep and no joke I closed my mouth I second early enough.
Chrispy
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Hes a beast
addicted_to_Addict
Steel Member
I wanted to go to the pther side of the street with ma scooter and I didn't watch if a car comes an I almost got run over. And the only Thing my friends were sayin' were things like ''I get his deck''.
I was at a indoor park and we put a kicker down a drop so it was like jumping down from a box into a kicker. I jumped out of the kicker and suddenly a small kid with even smaller epic rewind bars threw his scooter 2cm next to my face and than he began to cry.
I was at a indoor park and we put a kicker down a drop so it was like jumping down from a box into a kicker. I jumped out of the kicker and suddenly a small kid with even smaller epic rewind bars threw his scooter 2cm next to my face and than he began to cry.
Scoot_scoot_
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My friends and I were seshing by a mall and a random ass lady came up and asked my friend for some of his drink and he just gave it to her. like 20 minutes later we were riding at a target and she comes screaming at us and chasing us screaming about aliens probing her and she can hear them in her head and she literally made the craziest death scream and I nearly shit myself and just booked tf out cause a policeman came and she was full on loosing her shit and like a fat crowd of workers and shit were coming. Was the weirdest thing ever lol
Phase Three
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what drink?
Scoot_scoot_
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Travis.Regnier
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me a few buddies were bombing a hill, one of them ate it right in front of me so i hopped him, fastest hop ive ever done