District DNA Deck

[RiccardoM]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

(Yeah, I have to use a foot pump(and they gave my penis a voice))

 

[issac p]

make sure you set the voice to Samuel Jackson so that bitch knows who's in charge.

 

[RiccardoM]

One sec.

I am More than a penis, I am Morgan Freeman, In, a penis.

Yup it works. It'll probably calm the situation down, unless you want it to be rapetastic, then I'll set it to Heath Leger in batman.

 

[Carson .]

What the actual fuck.

 

[issac p]

One sec.

I am More than a penis, I am Morgan Freeman, In, a penis.

Yup it works. It'll probably calm the situation down, unless you want it to be rapetastic, then I'll set it to Heath Leger in batman.

you could just get your 4 rapes over with tonight. rape the same gay with 4 different voices. now that would be badass.

 

[RiccardoM]

It would be, Morgan Freeman, Heath Ledger, Nicholas Cage and Mr T.

I pity the fool who I'm inside.

 

[issac p]

Try to see if your penis can speak in the guy's mom's voice.

 

[RiccardoM]

Oh Joey, mama wants to come in! I think she lost her glasses the last time mommy was in you! Can I have a look darling?

 

[issac p]

perfect.

 

[RiccardoM]

Oh wait Joey, I just hit something sharp, Joey. Joey? Joey? Joey? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Joey!!! I'm sorry!!! It wasn't supposed to end like this!!!!




My Penis is sick and evil.

 

[issac p]

thats a good thing.
I'm thinking about just cutting off my dick to get an inflatable one. Is it worth it?

 

[RiccardoM]

Yeah. You get all the same amount of pleasure, and more.

 

[issac p]

awesome.
should I go with the classic version, or the limited edition Rasputin version?

 

[RiccardoM]

Definitely the limited edition version, I could've gone for classic but I could've also got the limited edition Rainbow Stalin version for the same price, so? Obviously went for the Rainbow Stalin, I have never looked back.

 

[.Gerrit]

no.

 

[issac p]

I was thinking about the rainbow stalin version too, but I heard it's pretty much the same thing as the genital jackson version.

 

[RiccardoM]

Yeah but it also plays Rainbow Stylin by the Similou every time you orgasm.

 

[netty speghetti]

I just stumbled across This thread. 3 pages of this.. haha u guys

 

[issac p]

Yeah but it also plays Rainbow Stylin by the Similou every time you orgasm.

that definitely seals the deal for me. i'll just run over to the pharmacy right now and pick one of these up. i'll upload some pics once the procedure is done. thanks for the help!

 

[RiccardoM]

No probs dude. Any time.