Flirtionary

[Brian Murphy]

im trying to fuck, you down?

 

[seankane]

im trying to fuck, you down?

honestly, this is more likely to work then any lame pick up line anyone has said so far. seriously.


if you can say that with confidence, it just might work. the only thing that matters in your "flirtionary" (saying flirtionary makes me think you like dudes not girls) is confidence. you know that saying "______ can smell fear"? well girl's can smell confidence. so just be yourself and never be afraid to talk to a girl, no matter who she is. that's all you really need to know.

 

[Aaron]

im trying to fuck, you down?

Honestly, this is more likely to work then any lame pick up line anyone has said so far. seriously.

I dunno..
Telling them you're Corey Winard hasn't failed me yet.
Haha

 

[Corey]

im trying to fuck, you down?

Honestly, this is more likely to work then any lame pick up line anyone has said so far. seriously.

I dunno..
Telling them you're Corey Winard hasn't failed me yet.
Haha

exactly. "im corey winard."

 

[Jason]

Step 1: Booze.
Step 2: Dancefloor.

 

[ColteR LammeY]

Lolz idc iwas bored

 

[Steve Moore]

Walk up to ANY girl and say "Hi, my name is Corey Winard"... You will be in bed with her within 3 minutes.

 

[Corey]

Me - "Hi, could i get you a drink?"
Supermodel like woman - "Sure honey, could i get a name?"
Me - "Corey Winard"
Supermodel like woman - "Fuck the drink"

Thread over/lock

omfg i didnt see this. i died for a minute. haha "fuck the drink" LOL

 

[ColteR LammeY]

It didn't work I tryedit :-(
Hahaha

 

[BradSydorick]

are you an angel? cause i have a boner.


im still working on the lines.. this is a rough draft

 

[scootcb]

"Would you like a austrailian kiss? ,its like a french kiss but down under."

omfg i just heard that for the first time today!

 

[Corey]

aahhaaha

 

[ryan kruse]

Do you work at subway,cause u just made my 6 inch into a footlong

 

[Corey]

i just made this one up?

Do you work at McDonald's cus you just supersized my happy meal.

 

[ColteR LammeY]

hehe^^ nice...

 

[ColteR LammeY]

Oh I got one...

Hey girl I scooter.

That would pick-up anyone...

LOL XD

 

[JDBen]

yeah that will reel in the babes (�¬_�¬)

 

[Steve Moore]

Do you work at subway,cause u just made my 6 inch into a footlong

Nah dude. It's "Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a footlong."

 

[tanner markley]

i think the only thing ive ever used was if you let me get your number ill take me shirt off
lol

 

[coin]

hey are you drunk enough to hook up with me?

hey wanna hook up?
both work pretty well