Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

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atreyu14

Member
Okay so one night Aaran, myself and a few other mates planned to setup a tent in a bush (our old sesh spot) and have an all night. James's ex (which he was just talking about) came with us expecting James to come but the cunt dogged it, so we setup the tent, had a few cones and all this shit then go back to the skatepark. We get our hands on goon and James's ex some how got 1 fucking udl and she was off her fucking head, running around the skatepark and falling over everywhere and smashing her head into everything possible. So we decide okay fuck this she's gone too far, we carry her back to the tent, tell the bitch to lay down and go to sleep and she gets on top of Aaran and dry fucks him for a good half hour while saying shit like "oh James, oh James you're so good" and said she was asleep the whole time. We all get out of the tent and take her back to the skate park and she basically falls asleep on my shoulder while I'm sitting down so I get up and she falls and hits her head again, we all got sick of the skatepark again and went back to the tent and the bitch wouldn't stop complaining that she couldn't sleep. So we got the bong out and gave her a backie bong (for those who don't know, a backie bong is all tobacco, we had run out of weed) and she was like "omg I'm fucking so stoned and we all laugh and throw her back in the tent while we sit out side having backie bongs. By now it was about 4am so everyone was getting tired so they all went to the tent and Brock our mate that was there said "why is the mattress around Erica wet?".. She had pissed herself.. Luckily I didn't go near her, but because of that one of the other guys that was there said to me "fuck this, you want to sleep at the skatepark?" so we go back to the skatepark, lay down and started falling asleep. Then some cunts rocked up with a carton of beer at 5am, so we started riding and drinking beer. Pretty fucked up night and I don't know wether anything like this has happened to anyone else on here but watching your best friends girl friend dry fuck another one of your friends while he's trying to push her off the whole time is pretty fucked up when you're in a tent and off your head.
James fucked her and took her v's not long after, he dumped her then she fucked a huge 18yr old nigger and since then been the biggest slut I know.
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mitchwashere53

Mitch Baldry
lol tent sesh gotta love that... we tried to stay at the local reserve with a fire going a fair bit of pisss.. about 1-half hour past coppers show up lose all the drinks and cuts all up the legs from falling in prickles! gay shiz
 
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