Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

[brinddy]

dean seems pretty mad

 

[2155]

Smoath he is.

 

[JarradSmith]

Dean is fucking awesome. Sexy too

 

[2155]

Hehe
Hows the Leg jarrad?

 

[Manzie]

He's a bit of a nigger, but yeah, pretty cool apart from that.

 

[2155]

Ill jew you down Jackson.

 

[aliciascoots]

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ohhh sure sureeee

i'm being serious lol

 

[JarradSmith]

Ehhh the legs better. Have to go to school now

 

[Captain.Sanchez]

my mate told me this one... its funny coz its true...
my mate was talkin to his gf and she was like "talk dirty to me" then he said "i've got herpes" she then yelled "WHAT THE ---" then he said to me "a little dirty huh?" the i said "no, not at all" (<--- this was sarcasm to him) so then he said "i've also got chlamydia" she yells "YOU DISGUST ME YOU CREEPY PIECE OF ---" then she slapped him

 

[JarradSmith]

Hahahah.
Cmon, we need new stories. MORE MORE MORE.

 

[JamieBowe]

my mate told me this one... its funny coz its true...
my mate was talkin to his gf and she was like "talk dirty to me" then he said "i've got herpes" she then yelled "WHAT THE ---" then he said to me "a little dirty huh?" the i said "no, not at all" (<--- this was sarcasm to him) so then he said "i've also got chlamydia" she yells "YOU DISGUST ME YOU CREEPY PIECE OF ---" then she slapped him

Haha, Had a good cak..

 

[Strictly!]

my friend asked the principa wheather she wanted a cold breakfirst

 

[JamieBowe]

I asked a teacher for a blow job and she blushed and walked off, P.E teachers shred. Than I said it to my deputy (old saggy bitch) than got suspended for 20 days

 

[2155]

No fucking way 20 days of suspension. Thats fucked dude.


LOL Clarky mooned a P.E teacher and got suspended for likke 2 days. Then apparently when he put his foot up on the table to tie his shoe, people could see his balls hangin out his pants.

Fucking so happy i dont do p.e and he teaches at turramurra now.

 

[ben-pat-bro]

fuck P.E teachers
my italian teacher is a fucking babe

 

[JarradSmith]

Thats coz she's Italianooo.

 

[ben-pat-bro]

Yepp

 

[JarradSmith]

Seriously, this thread is dying.
There has to be some more stories out there.

 

[Manzie]

Alright, this isnt really a relationship story, but the party I was at last night got crashed by lads.

This is what they stole:
X4 ipods.
X2 Wallets.
X1 smoke detector
X1 homephone
X1 lid off of a teapot

 

[carterzhou111]

No fucking way 20 days of suspension. Thats fucked dude.


LOL Clarky mooned a P.E teacher and got suspended for likke 2 days. Then apparently when he put his foot up on the table to tie his shoe, people could see his balls hangin out his pants.

Fucking so happy i dont do p.e and he teaches at turramurra now.

really? i go to turramurra. whats his name? Mr ?