funniest " getting caught" stories

[Tyler Boner]

this isnt to talk about drugs and alchohol and whatever

but post your funniest " getting caught" stories that have happened to you or your friends or whatever

so im at school, kids like hey, can you hold on to this for me.
im like yea dude no big deal whatever
its a little cloth bag with 2 pipes a lighter and some weed in it
it wasnt hard to smell, so i put it under my deck for the night
in the morning, its gone, im freaking out
but couldnt look cause i had to catch the bus


i come home my mom calls me in her room
explains to me that as she was seeing my sister off to school,
the dog runs up with the bag in its mouth
drops it in front of my sister and my moms like, hey whats that bring that here

yea

worst, but funniest way to get caught i think

 

[Matt Dibble]

"base none"

you can tell the story if you want to bonner haha.

 

[Joe Riley]

i got caught stealing a cookie from the cookie jar.

 

[Andy Rhode]

ha ha ha ha ha ha you are soo bad ass joe riley!!!

 

[Big L]

Its the worst when your checking a super sexy cutie out, like when they turn around you are LOCKED on there ass and its gay when they say shit like "were you looking at my ass?' No fucking shit hoe now blow me

 

[Joe Riley]

LMFAO

and i cant help it, i cant keep my hands out the cookie jar..

 

[Michael Martinez]

ahahaha^^
holy shit haha

 

[mat]

i think you should be banned for that.

 

[zolof]

about 2-3 months ago i really needed a cigarette so i just walked up on top of the hill and smoked it. then my principal drove by and i was like OHSHIT! and threw it. then she stopped the car and was like zolof! dont fucking through your cigarette into the weeds unless you wanna start a fire! if you wanna smoke go to the creek were all the stoners are so i dont have to see you! then i went back to school and later she drove back and took my cigarettes and asked me to be smarter next time.

 

[idk47]

Im too tired to think of anything right now but i heard a funny one that happened to my friend today.

My friend was driving with this brother, and this car was goin real slow in front of him on a single lane back road. And he beeped at her and was like SPEED UP YOU OLD HAG.. and guess who it was.. the Dean at school hahahahahaha she wasn't mad though she understood that he didn't know it was her and she didn't exactly hear what he said so.

But yeah she wrote him up at school the next day ahahahha, for insubordination, no clue how she can do that but you know how shit works.

 

[Kyper]

When I was about 4 years younger me and my friends were riding dual sports around a home depot parking lot doing wheelies and stuff and jumping off things. Well I had to take a piss and I was an idiot and there was this car sitting in the middle of the parking lot by itself. Last car there pretty much. No one around and my friends dared me to, I opened the cars gas tank and took a piss in it. As I was relieving myself a 6'4" Marine looking motherfucker comes out the home depot and drops his bags as he looks and me and just yells like fucking Rambo, "GET YOUR FUCKING DICK OUT OF MY CHRYSLER." And started running at us and I got on my bike and we all road away. I don't think I've ever rode so fast in my life. Or broke so many traffic laws for that matter.

 

[Tylerr.]

HAHAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[Spencer281]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats legitly the funniest thing i've ever read on this site

 

[Hayydennn]

wtfff funnietest thing everr

 

[Humma]

isnt much but like 3 years ago, grade 6 were vsing grade 7, and teachers were hell onto us, i got a waterbomb and saw a grade 7er and turned around in the bathroom and threw it,

turned out to be the principle lol.

he was soakkkked and i got a weeks detention

 

[wadekinkade]

^^no way thats crazy
so my friend dusty got a couple cigs off me for him and his little brother. I guess later that night they went out back to smoke and their mom walked downstairs. She like freaked out and she said what are you doing and dusty took another drag and just said smokin a cig haha he was grounded for like two weeks. The worst part was his mom assumed it was me that gave them to him cos im 18 so she called my mom but i was just told her i didnt do it haha

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

about 3 years ago I was eating my gf out and my head was under the sheets and my mom walked in and freaked out and was all "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" I immediately shot up and said "I lost my contact and i was looking for it." She believed me and walked away laughing about it, then about an hour passed and she walked back in and said to me "Jake, you dont wear contacts."

 

[ryan frazer]

about 3 years ago I was eating my gf out and my head was under the sheets and my mom walked in and freaked out and was all "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" I immediately shot up and said "I lost my contact and i was looking for it." She believed me and walked away laughing about it, then about an hour passed and she walked back in and said to me "Jake, you dont wear contacts."

ahahahahah epic

 

[Rob.]

I was taking a piss outside when a big ass group of people walked through my gate, turns out they were the landscapers who work beneath my house...

 

[NateBaker]

Its the worst when your checking a super sexy cutie out, like when they turn around you are LOCKED on there ass and its gay when they say shit like "were you looking at my ass?' No fucking shit hoe now blow me

haha that happened to me
but when she asked me if i was looking at it i said "absolutely, you got a fine ass."