funniest " getting caught" stories

[Carson .]

Why do people automatically get all defencive over the stupidest shit. CALM DOWN

 

[muse-phoenix]

yea the eatjoofood or whatever kid is a retard and misunderstood it

and animal- exactly

 

[JoshNunez]

Ok, so me and some friends were hunting rabbits with my 22. We had to be kinda of quiet because there is a big INS building next to my house (The place were they keep illegals.) We went out and hunted for a while. Killed some bunnies. But then, we were going to kill this one rabbit but when I went to shoot it and I blew one of its legs off. So it was limping around, so I walk up to it and pulled the trigger and there was no ammo. So me and my friends started to kick the rabbit like a soccer ball, trying to kill it. We were screaming and laughing. It was freaking hilarious. Finally, I found an extra bullet in my pocket and put the rabbit out of its misery. So we killed four rabbits and we were going to skin them (one of my friends was going to make some weird dish out of them.) I broke away from the group to ride my scooter and then I saw this car with a huge search light, it was the INS. So I dropped my scooter and sprinted over to my house and told the guys to put the gun away and everything. We ran inside the house, turned off all the lights. And then the INS came and they had this massive search light and shined them in our house. We were trying to be as quiet as possible and then they kept searching. They knocked on the door and we pretended no one was home. And then they drove away. That was our excitement for the night.

 

[risser]

Ok, so me and some friends were hunting rabbits with my 22. We had to be kinda of quiet because there is a big INS building next to my house (The place were they keep illegals.) We went out and hunted for a while. Killed some bunnies. But then, we were going to kill this one rabbit but when I went to shoot it and I blew one of its legs off. So it was limping around, so I walk up to it and pulled the trigger and there was no ammo. So me and my friends started to kick the rabbit like a soccer ball, trying to kill it. We were screaming and laughing. It was freaking hilarious. Finally, I found an extra bullet in my pocket and put the rabbit out of its misery. So we killed four rabbits and we were going to skin them (one of my friends was going to make some weird dish out of them.) I broke away from the group to ride my scooter and then I saw this car with a huge search light, it was the INS. So I dropped my scooter and sprinted over to my house and told the guys to put the gun away and everything. We ran inside the house, turned off all the lights. And then the INS came and they had this massive search light and shined them in our house. We were trying to be as quiet as possible and then they kept searching. They knocked on the door and we pretended no one was home. And then they drove away. That was our excitement for the night.

you kicked the fucking rabbit like a soccer ball? and laughed? honestly? i don't care if you were trying to kill it. just hit it with the gun or something. jesus christ.

 

[Micah.]

That's pretty fucking cruel. Whenever I don't get a clean kill and an animal has to suffer, it's pretty sad

 

[JoshNunez]

How did I know someone was going to rant about that. And we did hit with the gun and it didn't die either.

 

[risser]

yea i'm gonna rant about it, i fucking loathe animal cruelty. if you knew it was gonna start a little drama, you probably should have just refrained from posting it.

 

[parrish]

i think we need to start being like FFI, not everyone can join, because if you read through this entire thread, not one argument, maybe a disagreement, but no arguments like this, this is exactly why i think scootering getting bigger and more kids doing it is bad, its because more annoying kids start doing it, and start ruining the forum, it ticks me the hell off, and i want it to stop.

 

[heyhey]

Me? I wish ahahaha, I'm probably younger then you.

if you put your real birth date you are exactly,to the day,one month older than me

 

[heyhey]

I've got a half brother and he doesn't live with me. Same dad, but different mom. We live the same lifestyle. We would always steal tons of clothes from Kohl's. It's really easy. You just take like 4 shirts into the dressing room, 2 of them which you want, put the 2 on under your coats (this was in the winter/semi cold), and some back out with the 2 other shirts, so it looks like you went in with the same stuff that you came out with. We would get shirts sweatshirts pants everything. Plus I loved doing it, because I could get new pants and shirts since my mom doesn't ever buy me new clothes. Only every year or something, I don't even know.

This time we went to Kohl's on New Years Eve. The store put in a new section of sweatshirts, so I got a green and white one that I really liked. My brother grabbed a shirt and a sweatshirt. As we were walking around (before we found the new section), there was this fat guy with glasses who was CLEARLY staring at us. He was an undercover worker. We knew that he was. This guy might have been the biggest fucking idiot that I've ever seen. We grabbed our stuff and went over to the Kids section (for like 6-10 year olds) and went into the dressing room. I was waiting outside of the dressing room with my brother, and the undercover worker went in there. We're sitting there looking at the door he was in. He peeked his head above it and realized that we were staring at him. What a fucking creep. He did follow us ALL around the store. But we finally took the clothes that we wanted into the dressing room and put them under our coats. We had our bikes outside of Kohl's, so we proceeded to leave. When we got outside, we saw the undercover worker running as fast as he could out of the store, so we got on our bikes. The guy wasn't chasing us, he just wanted to see where we would go, so that he could try and catch us. Stupidly, my brother said "Let's go to McDonalds.", since it was right there. Stupidly, I agreed with him. We go to McDonalds and we're walking around in there. He comes jogging in and orders a Large Coke. I mean by this time we knew that this guy might be the biggest fail at an undercover worker ever. We go into the playplace area with our food, and he goes outside and is sitting on his phone. He looks in the window and we wave at him. My brother and I are talking about what we're going to do. After we finished our food, we went back by the order area. My brother said "Alright, heres what we're going to do. We'll walk over by the bathroom, sit here, and when he runs into the bathroom (because he was following us), we'll get on our bikes and go." By the bathroom, there were seats with a little wall hiding the chairs, so we assumed that he would think we're in the bathroom, and run in there. Our plan failed. He comes up to us and says "Hey, I work for Kohl's. Give me my shit back or I'm going to call the police." We denied, and he made us unzip our sweatshirts. Then he said "I know that you stole those. If you give me those back and come to the store with me, the police won't be called and you wont be charged." So we believed him stupidly. We're walking through the parking lot. My brother goes "You're the fucking worst undercover worker EVER." and I said "Yeah, we knew that you were an undercover worker. You're horrible at it." And he's like "I'm actually a GOOD undercover worker. I knew that you guys stole my shit." And my brother says "It's KOHL'S ----- not yours." And he says "Well, I work for Kohl's. Why are you guys even doing this today? Don't you have a party to go to?" and we explained that we were getting clothes to go to the party, since we were going to go there after. Of course, he takes us into the back with other workers, in the security maintenance room. That's where all of the cameras worked, and I now understand how they work. They had like 8 different screens, they could move them around however they wanted, cameras in the parking lot, ect. Of course they called the police in. A cop comes in, Indian guy with a bald head. Not a crazy indian, he was actually kind of american. He's like "I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE GETTING KILLED, AND NOW I HAVE TO BOTHER WITH YOU GUYS STEALING SHIT?" Then, we got our pictures taken, info taken down. We gave him fake address and birthday and stuff, and they eventually found out. We were hoping it would work for some reason, I'm not even sure why we think it would work. We got searched, and I had a knife on me, to cut off price tags and stuff. We took everything out of our pockets, but I didn't take the knife out, because I'm retarded. He searched me and found it, and was like "why didnt you take this out?" and I said "it's small, I didn't feel it." and he looked pissed. My brother also had cigarettes on him, so he was charged with tobacco. They took us to the station in separate cars, and our bikes in a truck. Called our dad, but he was at a party. So was my mom. They finally got a hold of them, and we had to get picked up. I went home, my mom was so pissed, and I fell asleep at about 12:05 AM, right after the new year. Shittiest new year ever. In the end, we didn't get charged with anything, because the State of Illinois gives kids a second chance. They also blacked this out on my record, so nobody can see it, like on job applications.

EDIT: OMFG SO LONG.

wow dub post but when I read where you said "12:05 AM" I looked at my clock on my comp and it said 12:05 AM

 

[JoshNunez]

yea i'm gonna rant about it, i fucking loathe animal cruelty. if you knew it was gonna start a little drama, you probably should have just refrained from posting it.

Okay, if it makes you happier, I wasn't kicking the rabbit, my friends were while I tried to kill it by hitting it with the gun.

 

[Joey Wallace]

i think we need to start being like FFI, not everyone can join, because if you read through this entire thread, not one argument, maybe a disagreement, but no arguments like this, this is exactly why i think scootering getting bigger and more kids doing it is bad, its because more annoying kids start doing it, and start ruining the forum, it ticks me the hell off, and i want it to stop.

holy ----- exactly parrish!!!! cuz only when these kids came here like this year and last year thats when SR stopped being so chill.. i hate it, all people do is talk shit and bash eachother about pointless ----- OVER THE INTERNET. like seriously guys, come on, PEACE!

My story,
Okay, so i just got done haveing a "sesh" in my room and its all smoky and im just chillin on my computer listening to music and bein on FB and someone knocks on my door, it was locked at the time, my mom was supposed to be taking a nap. lol... she comes in, "what the fuck are you smoking in here" and i was stoned out of my mind and im like "nuuthin?" and shes like "yea right i smell it" i was like oh shit lol and she made me sit on my couch in my room while she searched EVERY LITTLE THING IN MY ROOM, even the boxes that were inmy closet. and out of all that she finds my piece, lighter, stogie(what you put your danks in) and she took away my computer power cord lol, so the day rigth after that i see her using my lighter (she smokes ciggs) and i was like "what the hell" and shes like "what" and i said ".... nothing" and went back in my room, and i seen the piece and my stogie just sitting out like all casual in my living room, im gunna steal that shit back lol. I don't think she really cared tho, only because i was doing it inside haha..

 

[Jon.]

i think we need to start being like FFI, not everyone can join, because if you read through this entire thread, not one argument, maybe a disagreement, but no arguments like this, this is exactly why i think scootering getting bigger and more kids doing it is bad, its because more annoying kids start doing it, and start ruining the forum, it ticks me the hell off, and i want it to stop.

yeah ffi is much more mature

 

[Bymy]

okay so me and my friend went to this one store to steal frisbee golf discs cuz there exspensive as hell so this guy when im about to leave checks my bag and i say i alrdy had those discs and he wants me to go get the disc cuz he saw me leave the back of the store with the disc but i stuck it in my bag but luckily it was a yellow disc and my friend got one that looked just like it from the place it had the disc and he saved my ass super badly haha