Funniest thing you've ever heard/said

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me1

Member
I just got this idea. I think it would help have some fun on here. You ever hear the one about the three guys that walked into the bar? The first one said oww, the second got knocked out. And the third, well he ducked. *Picture some fake added in clapping and laughing here then some little kid almost having a seizure from laughing to hard* Its the worst joke ever. Yay
 
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Max

Bronze member
i got 2...

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, hey why the long face?
Get it horses have long faces! haha

Why do dogs lick there balls?
b/c they can. HAHA

wow those are not funny
 
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Spencer281

Member
Some crazy ass girl walks up to me and goes "so you're paddling down a river in a canoe with a dog. How many pancakes does it take to fill his dog house? It dosen't matter because everyone likes ice cream better!!" When she first said this i was like wtf, but a few days later me and my friends started crying after thinking about it.
 
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