funny aim/msn/yahoo convos. Post them up!

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Jdbug_rob

Steel Member
when talking about using cameras on tripods


rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
in middlesbrough you have to make sure people dont see you with it, even putting it in your pocket, they will stab you for it when you leave the park
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
lol
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
i love midllesbrough
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
lol thats fucked up haha
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
dam them chavs!
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
my friend had 2 bikes nicked in the sapce of 5 months
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
wtf lol
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
and my couzin had his psp and phone taken
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
man that sucks
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
i had my camera taking from me when i went to the shops, and my goped stole out of my garage
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
chavs should really just die
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
u should go down ther with some sort of rifle n protect urself ahah
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
lol
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
i wanna make a trap door
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
with knifes and nails and broken glass in it
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
and leave a really good bike infront of it
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
so chavs will walk across to nick the bike
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
and fall
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
and die
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
painfully
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:

rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
im so kind
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
hahah
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
they deserve it
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
yup
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
ther 2 retarded 2 ride a bike anyway
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
haha
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
yeah lol
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
another good idea
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
is an electric front break
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
on your bike
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
hahah
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
so when they ride away really fast to escape
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
you activate it
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
they fly into rode
SAM Scoot Scoots says:

rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
and die
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
into a truck
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
would make my day
rob MERRY CHRISTMASS!! says:
seeing a chav fail in such ways
 
Matt Dibble

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
Tyler Bonner: CHECK
haha
Tyler Bonner: i needa call sdomeoneeee
Tyler Bonner: can u check if u have it?
xlinkinparkdv8x: ugh
xlinkinparkdv8x: let me go get my phoneee
Tyler Bonner: nvm i got it
xlinkinparkdv8x: lol
xlinkinparkdv8x: i hate you
 
M

me1

Member
Conversation with my ex, I only blocker name out to keep it private, but feel free to IM me.

ex-gf: b-tch.
ex-gf: i mean hi :)
killer mffn man (10:09:33 PM): b-tch?
ex-gf: lol.
killer mffn man (10:09:42 PM): why'd did you say that
ex-gf: i dont really know, i felt like it i supposeeee.
killer mffn man (10:10:13 PM): fine then, b-tch
ex-gf: call me a b-tch ill punch you in the face.
killer mffn man (10:10:56 PM): okay fine, i wont call you a b-tch, just a GIMP
ex-gf: okay, what the f-ck is a gimp.
ex-gf: gangster pimp.
ex-gf(10:11:33 PM): O!H
killer mffn man (10:11:46 PM): no, someone that cant walk
ex-gf: you know what.
ex-gf: now i hope you fall on your bike and sprain your ankle.
killer mffn man (10:13:19 PM): stupid girl, its snow, I cant ride my bike
ex-gf: stupid boy, im waiting until summer.
killer mffn man (10:14:21 PM): what if I move and we never talk again, then what would you do, you wouldn't know if I did or not.
ex-gf(10:14:48 PM): id hunt you down, and push you down the stairz.
killer mffn man (10:16:57 PM): okay, then i'd move to japan, grow a beard, shave it, change my name twice, change my name back to what it is, shave my hair, die the beard pink, get my ears cut off, and poke an eye out, after chaning my name back. then move back hear to exctly where I live now, and pretend to be stalking you. oh and my voice would be changed, from surgery.
killer mffn man (10:18:03 PM): oh, and i would be a nudist
ex-gf: okay, then id know exactly who you are. and when you come to my house to stalk me ill fucking laugh my ass off because you wouldnt have an eye, you'd be naked... [oh my] youd have a pink beard, and to think, youd be my ex boyfriend.
killer mffn man (10:20:24 PM): but you wouldnt know it's me, because i would have one eye, a pink beard, no ears, no clothes, AND a mangina. and my right butt cheek would be half bitten of by a crocodille. And stalkers don't come to people houses, they secretly follow them.
ex-gf: wow.
ex-gf: thats pretty interesting.
killer mffn man (10:20:56 PM): i win
ex-gf: no.
ex-gf: because id know what you look like.
killer mffn man (10:22:52 PM): not if i didn't have long hair (which you've never seen me without, nor will you ever, you would only see one eye, i'd have a beard, and if you see an obvious man, naked, but with a mangina, would you really laugh? no you'd probably run away screaming
ex-gf (10:23:09 PM): lol./
killer mffn man (10:23:37 PM): but then again, you might be used to mangina's, seeing with aaron (her current bf, I hae his fag a-s) and all...
ex-gf (10:23:49 PM): ...naw.
killer mffn man (10:24:03 PM): oh, UbEr PwNaGe
ex-gf (10:24:16 PM): ...
 
Matt Dibble

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
unknown: and i was hammered but not quite dying yet, i walked by the bp table and this random kid pinched my nipple

unknown: and im like "uh, did you just pinch my nipple?" and hes like "haha, yea" and im like "wow, i dont even know you, but im way too drunk to really care, whats up?" and shook his hand and shit
 
B

Behlau

Steel Member
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:08 PM): lol
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:09 PM): im not all here
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:12 PM): im coughing like crazy
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:13 PM): because im sick
ryannbehlau (11:10:21 PM): wheres the rest of you?
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:25 PM): so i guess with my font its really hard to see the .
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:35 PM): becasue i was like rambling to bk about something
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:40 PM): and i said like my .5 inch cock
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:45 PM): and he was like woah woah woah too much info
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:53 PM): and we went back and fucked our shit about it for like 10 minutes
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:58 PM): and i of cours omlbal
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:10:59 PM): 'd
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:10 PM): (omlbal) = overshot my longshot by a longshot
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:13 PM): in case you didnt know
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:17 PM): its like overkilling something
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:18 PM): like right now
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:25 PM): wit hthe definition of omlbal
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:27 PM): so
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:28 PM): this is over
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:30 PM): kthxbi'
ryannbehlau (11:11:35 PM): posting now
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:40 PM): why
ryannbehlau (11:11:43 PM): jk
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:43 PM): its such garbag
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:45 PM): e
ryannbehlau (11:11:49 PM): i love hoe
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:11:53 PM): props
ryannbehlau (11:11:53 PM): how*
ryannbehlau (11:11:57 PM): you type
ryannbehlau (11:12:00 PM): like this
ryannbehlau (11:12:01 PM): all
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:12:01 PM): you mean
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:12:01 PM): like
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:12:02 PM): this
ryannbehlau (11:12:03 PM): the time
ryannbehlau (11:12:07 PM): its chill
xlinkinparkdv8x (11:18:08 PM): its a habit becasue i used to have the thing turned off when people didnt know when you were tpying, so in an effort to help those people know when i was typing, i would seperate the words ove lines becasue that way they could follow the story or whatever at the tsame pace i was telling it, isntead of being blibber blobbered with a huge paragraph when at my convenience i decided to hit enter. like right now. have fun reading this? i bet you are. you fucking douchebag. im juts oging to keep typing forever and ever and ever so you just have to keep reading. you are probably wondering like what the fuck this fat kid may or may not be typing as this message contiunes but one thing you do know is there is no FUCKING way in hell this fat kid is going to hit enter becuase between you and me we are going to fucking pwn n00bs and such. my mom just got home from wor kand i heard my dad talking, i thought he was crazy talking to the wall or something, but it turned out that my mom was home from work. isnt that weird fucking shit sir? i would say so. so my fingers are borderline almost tired (which is a pretty fucking long way from tired ill tell you waht). guess what? i was talking to my mom before she left for work today and if i get a job and save some cash up there is a very good chance ill be allowed to go to cooter con 5 in washington! isnt that grand sir ryan behlau. ok my fingers are almost tired now. and almost is pretty close to tired but still pretty far away so im confident that i can squeeze some more words into this already very very long paragraph. so ive had a ocld for like 2 weeks now... since like christmas... its accompanied by sore throat and the susseptability (spelled way wrong) to coughing a lot. it sucks. ive been taking cough medicine and shit but it is still lingering. bitches. i got my cough spray stuff taken away in school the other day, there wasnt even alcohol in it (like most of those) and yeah my fucking math teacher did it too... he dun took away my throat spray and i was very fucking sad when he did so mind you. ok well its been a lovely hcat ill talk to you when your done reading this in like 3 years 4 days 2 nights ish
ryannbehlau (11:19:59 PM): lolol
ryannbehlau (11:20:02 PM): i read it !
xlinkinparkdv8x(11:20:31 PM): props
 
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Shelby Grimnes

Member
K so me, buff, alex, brian murphy, jon reyes, hep greg, matt mckeen and some other kids were chula vista and some kid was riding buff's scooter and he comes up to buff and was like "your grips are really hard"
buff- "yeah there hard and thick"
kid- "yeah"
buff- " yeah i like them hard n' thick....thats what she said"
brian- "haha i just realized we haven't had a good thats what she said in awhile"

i don't remember the excact convo but it went something like that

Pirate Alex said:
Jon Reyes said "the harder the better", I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
Click to expand...

was this in the same convo has the one i just posted???
 
Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

Member
Music Lvr 459: we all know you have a crush on andy, get over it
scooter andy1994: eww
SgrimPHOTO: to young

sgrim photo=shelby
musiclover=dalton kennon
scooterandy=me
 
Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

Member
i will post the whole thing later but i dont think it is realy appropriate and it will strech the page like tons
 
F

felinaferoz

The name is Margaret
you know what tabby wants?
what
TELL ME
"and i've come to a conclusion. its up to you. but uhm. i want you to have a threesome w. me
when you feel better of course.
with devan?
wel obv
why
he wants one. and i feel weird with a random girl and the only girl who came to my mind that iwould actually do it with and not mind at all..is you
why does he want one and why are you willing.
and doing shit w. girls doesnt bother me. i dont mind it. lol."
lmfao
do it
please
just for the story
YOUR SUCH A JERK
DONT TELL HER THAT
too late
she seems cool with it
burnzeroburn (9:23:35 PM): i want a threesome with 2 chicks.. (to tabitha)
hahaha
9:30 PM
make a pro and con list about the idea of a threesome
"idk so you can say i fucked my best friends boyfriend infront of her..?"



bold is me
italic is my friend tabitha
normal is my friend david

PS i dont mind her, i mind her boyfriend, ewwie
PPS it was really hard not to laugh hysterically when she told me that.
 
M

mat

Steel Member
wow... just wow. very nice.

i hope this thread doesn't get locked
and why dont girls ask to have 3somes with me?
 
Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

Member
Bump!


Me: i have to shovel off the skatepark
Dalton: haha
Dalton: why?
dalton: do you have to shovel it?
Me: no
Me: i want to ridee
Dalton: why are you shoveling it?, what happened
ME: snow retard
Me: your soo fucking retarded
Me: im gonna go post this on sr.
Dalton: k
 
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Shelby Grimnes

Member
SgrimPHOTO: okay does starbucks put like shit in your drinks that make you need to go take a poop like 5 mins after drinking it?
musiclvr459: hahahahahhahahhahaha
musiclvr459: hahahahhahaha
musiclvr459: idk
 
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