funny aim/msn/yahoo convos. Post them up!

[scootbaseball]

Treihart39 (5:17:25 PM): u lie
Beachsk8er77 (5:17:49 PM): bout what
Treihart39 (5:18:05 PM): u say i bought my foor to air oout and shit
Treihart39 (5:18:11 PM): sometimes i land with it thats it
Beachsk8er77 (5:18:36 PM): not to jump when you land
Treihart39 (5:18:45 PM): sometimes i have fairy foot
Treihart39 (5:18:52 PM): u make it seem to jump
Beachsk8er77 (5:19:02 PM): i just posted in there
Beachsk8er77 (5:19:07 PM): you still cant whip flat
Treihart39 (5:19:26 PM): i no thats cause i catch whips opp foot
Beachsk8er77 (5:20:18 PM): thats a heel whip i can tripple heelwhip thats no excuse
Treihart39 (5:20:49 PM): well ur good and u use to ride tic everday just stfu
Beachsk8er77 (5:21:05 PM): so your calling me a tic rat?
Treihart39 (5:21:12 PM): a ex tic rat
Beachsk8er77 (5:21:21 PM): mr. half a whip flat you have no room to talk
Beachsk8er77 (5:21:41 PM): you ride tic every weekend and you still cant whip flat!!!!!
Treihart39 (5:22:05 PM): i dont pratice flat i dont ride there ever weekend u do and i ride there maybe once a month
Beachsk8er77 (5:22:51 PM): bjust stop talking your mouth keeps opening and garbage just keeps coming just stop
Treihart39 (5:23:09 PM): u stop im just saying shit back
Beachsk8er77 (5:23:21 PM): u is a letter not a word
Treihart39 (5:23:40 PM): wow bye
Beachsk8er77 (5:23:45 PM): lol
Beachsk8er77 (5:23:59 PM): just keep ignoring your problems cj........
Treihart39 (5:24:28 PM): what problem ur fucking annoying and i keep keeting better at scooters u just start shit out of no where
Beachsk8er77 (5:24:48 PM): again u is a letter not a word
Treihart39 (5:25:01 PM): wow
Beachsk8er77 (5:25:14 PM): YOU are gay.
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I'm gonna fuckk him up tomarow at woodbridge.

Treihart39 (8:00:09 PM): gtfo of my thread
Beachsk8er77 (8:00:12 PM): no
Treihart39 (8:00:24 PM): wow whats ur problem
Treihart39 (8:00:40 PM): u want the fucking trade well d it then idc
Beachsk8er77 (8:00:48 PM): nah
Beachsk8er77 (8:00:52 PM): i wanna fight you
Beachsk8er77 (8:00:57 PM): fight me pussy
Beachsk8er77 (8:01:13 PM): you got all this shit to talk.... im tired of it ima fuckk you uppp
Treihart39 (8:01:32 PM): fuck u u cunt im sick of all ur shit i will fight u fisrt davids gonna fight u then after u recovry ill fight u im wreally sick of ur shit u cunt
Treihart39 (8:01:44 PM): u talk shit on the computer but u dont in real person
Treihart39 (8:01:49 PM): u need help
Beachsk8er77 (8:02:18 PM): next time i see you ill fuck your pussy ass up and davids nigga ill have you two sucking each others dickks when im donee with you
Beachsk8er77 (8:02:28 PM): fight me you pussy go to woodbridge tomarow
Beachsk8er77 (8:02:32 PM): ill fuck you up
Beachsk8er77 (8:02:35 PM): pussy
Beachsk8er77 (8:02:46 PM): thats right dont answer you fucking fat shit!
Treihart39 (8:03:12 PM): fuck u bitch fight me yo fuck u i g2g but fuck u

 

[scootbaseball]

Treihart39 (5:33:12 PM): how good do u ahve to be to be on fuzion?
Beachsk8er77 (5:33:23 PM): idk
Treihart39 (5:34:03 PM): lol i want to be on so i can like get 50 bucks
Beachsk8er77 (5:34:21 PM): you dont get pain unless you are on the gold team
Treihart39 (5:34:31 PM): thats gay
Beachsk8er77 (5:34:41 PM): you have to be good enough
Treihart39 (5:35:05 PM): yahh im making a mini finally
Beachsk8er77 (5:35:22 PM): HA! That's going on SR.

 

[Joe Riley]

cant wait
LOL

 

[Big L]

For the love of god, PLEASE film it I will fucking pay you to film it.

And PLEASE break at least ONE bone in his face, PLEASE.

 

[Steven_T]

For the love of god, PLEASE film it I will fucking pay you to film it.

And PLEASE break at least ONE bone in his face, PLEASE.

 

[Big L]

Dre says:
bout to pass out
Logan is. says:
very good
Logan is. says:
ive decdied fucking shit up is needed
Dre says:
huh
Logan is. says:
fucking shit up is needed
Dre says:
yeah but for what reason
Logan is. says:
the reason that enough shit is not fucked up
Dre says:
haha
Dre says:
nah, too much shit is fucked up
Logan is. says:
thats actually true
Dre says:
just all the shit that actually NEEDS to be fucked up isn't
Logan is. says:
the amount of fucked up shit is through the roof
Logan is. says:
this would make a good sr convo thing


I guess too much shit ISN'T fucked up enough...but to fucked to be shit?

 

[dre]

fuck, I still can't figure out what in the fuck that means.. too baked atm to say anything that has a meaning..

 

[Jon Reyes]

Convo between:

Jon- (never played call of duty in my entire life)
Random local who quit scootering for video games. He's "semi" - pro

Im Jon Reyes (12:37:03 AM): eyo bro
Im Jon Reyes (12:37:05 AM): wahtsup homie
Razorxscarz returned at 12:37:25 AM.
Razorxscarz (12:37:30 AM): Nm how are u
Im Jon Reyes (12:38:09 AM): good good here chill playing C.O.D.
Im Jon Reyes (12:38:30 AM): what about you?

Razorxscarz (12:39:47 AM): Playing gta
Im Jon Reyes (12:40:03 AM): soooo sweeet
Im Jon Reyes (12:40:08 AM): i wanted to get that
Im Jon Reyes (12:40:11 AM): but no $ atm
Razorxscarz (12:40:54 AM): Ah that sucks its fun to play abit other than that it gets boring
Razorxscarz (12:41:10 AM): I'd play cod4 any day over it which I do
Im Jon Reyes (12:41:16 AM): hell yeea
Im Jon Reyes (12:41:21 AM): thats wheres its at
Im Jon Reyes (12:41:29 AM): i usually play every night
Im Jon Reyes (12:41:35 AM): helps me relax before i go to sleep
Razorxscarz (12:41:46 AM): Yea true
Im Jon Reyes (12:41:59 AM): i rape online dude
Im Jon Reyes (12:42:00 AM): seriously
Razorxscarz (12:42:30 AM): I use to be semi-pro
Im Jon Reyes (12:42:46 AM): wtf is "semi" ?

Im Jon Reyes (12:42:47 AM): pro?
Im Jon Reyes (12:42:51 AM): lol
Razorxscarz (12:42:54 AM): My clan broke up before the tournament ended
Razorxscarz (12:43:26 AM): We were recognized thru the gamebattles community but weren't sponsored
Im Jon Reyes (12:43:36 AM): dam dude
Im Jon Reyes (12:44:36 AM): idk i think im decent enough to be on top
Razorxscarz (12:44:36 AM): Yea
Im Jon Reyes (12:44:39 AM): ya know?

Razorxscarz (12:44:51 AM): I sent you a friend request still waiting on it
Razorxscarz (12:44:57 AM): Tenniscourtboss
Im Jon Reyes (12:45:22 AM): o yea
Im Jon Reyes (12:45:26 AM): thats my weekend account
Im Jon Reyes (12:45:30 AM): ill check it tomorrow
Im Jon Reyes (12:45:44 AM): mad tired right nowe so i dont wanna play
Razorxscarz (12:45:54 AM): Alrite
Im Jon Reyes (12:46:01 AM): i usually make sure im well awak and energized be4 i power up the box
Razorxscarz (12:46:17 AM): Lolz
Razorxscarz (12:46:26 AM): That's cool
Im Jon Reyes (12:46:27 AM): seriously though
Im Jon Reyes (12:46:29 AM): tomorrow
Im Jon Reyes (12:46:32 AM): ill be on
Razorxscarz (12:46:33 AM): I do the same sometimes
Im Jon Reyes (12:46:49 AM): wanna play tomrrow
Im Jon Reyes (12:46:49 AM): ?
Razorxscarz (12:46:56 AM): Sure
Im Jon Reyes (12:46:58 AM): ill merc u son
Im Jon Reyes (12:47:00 AM): lol
Im Jon Reyes (12:47:01 AM): jk
Im Jon Reyes (12:47:07 AM): but ill be easy on ya
Im Jon Reyes (12:47:08 AM):
Razorxscarz (12:47:26 AM): Lolz we'll see
Im Jon Reyes (12:47:52 AM): yo so tomorrow
Im Jon Reyes (12:48:02 AM): 11:45PM
Im Jon Reyes (12:48:06 AM): CUZ I GOT WORK
Im Jon Reyes (12:48:13 AM): get out at 11:30
Razorxscarz (12:48:18 AM): Alrite
Im Jon Reyes (12:48:21 AM): get home by 11:40
Im Jon Reyes (12:48:28 AM): drink a few red bulls
Im Jon Reyes (12:48:33 AM): and hit up cod4
Im Jon Reyes (12:48:37 AM): so be on
Razorxscarz (12:48:47 AM): I will
Razorxscarz (12:48:54 AM): You chill on the red bulls
Im Jon Reyes (12:48:59 AM): werd
Im Jon Reyes (12:50:23 AM): so yo
Im Jon Reyes (12:50:26 AM): ima go
Im Jon Reyes (12:50:29 AM): rest up for tomorrow
Im Jon Reyes (12:50:32 AM): ight doood
Im Jon Reyes (12:50:36 AM): can't wait
Razorxscarz (12:50:37 AM): Alrite
Razorxscarz (12:50:42 AM): Laterz yo
Im Jon Reyes (12:50:45 AM): get sum ov ya bois
Im Jon Reyes (12:50:53 AM): to get on and play tom night
Razorxscarz (12:51:15 AM): Lolz alrite
Im Jon Reyes (12:52:26 AM): ight dood
Im Jon Reyes (12:52:27 AM): 1 nigga
Razorxscarz (12:52:34 AM): 1
Im Jon Reyes (12:52:50 AM): 2

 

[Jon Reyes]

8:57:07 PM Andy Rhode: instant oatmeal<3
8:57:10 PM Andy Rhode: its like super instant too
8:57:19 PM Andy Rhode: i have an instant hot water thing
8:57:24 PM Andy Rhode: and i just put it under that
8:57:29 PM Andy Rhode: and turn it on haha
8:57:41 PM Andy Rhode: and 1 second later...
8:57:43 PM Andy Rhode: BAM!
8:58:08 PM Dibbssypoo: haha
8:58:11 PM Dibbssypoo: so instant
8:58:26 PM Andy Rhode: omg yummy
8:58:40 PM Andy Rhode: have you ever tasted your jizz?
8:58:45 PM Andy Rhode: i did the first time i ever came
8:58:46 PM Andy Rhode: haha
8:58:49 PM Andy Rhode: i was like wtf is this shit
8:58:50 PM Andy Rhode: haha
8:58:57 PM Andy Rhode: i was in 5th grade at the time
8:58:59 PM Andy Rhode: hhaahahha
8:59:15 PM Dibbssypoo: haha, dude..
8:59:27 PM Dibbssypoo: you're a creeper
8:59:34 PM Andy Rhode: naah i was lke 12
8:59:35 PM Andy Rhode: haha
8:59:46 PM Andy Rhode: ive been beating since like 4th grade haha

nice lingo

creep

 

[JonathanZegarra]

Im Jon Reyes (1:27:44 AM): yo dawg
Im Jon Reyes (1:39:29 AM): i heard you like scooters?
Im Jon Reyes (1:39:41 AM): so i put a scooter on your scooter so u can ride while you ride
Im Jon Reyes (1:39:45 AM): ighhhhhzz

 

[Andy Rhode]

6:38:38 PM Andy Rhode: yoo
6:38:44 PM conjsports: penis
6:44:56 PM Andy Rhode: i just filmed some artsy ass shit
6:55:00 PM Andy Rhode: http://blip.tv/file/get/ScooterAndy-ArtsyStuff808.mov
6:55:01 PM Andy Rhode: !!!
6:56:19 PM conjsports: haha dvxfag
6:56:29 PM Andy Rhode: ayy i was bored and it was rainng
6:56:33 PM conjsports: true
6:56:40 PM Andy Rhode: i would usually do what i normaly do when im bored and stuck at home
6:56:47 PM Andy Rhode: but i did it to much and my penis hurts
6:56:52 PM Andy Rhode: so i went and filmed artsy stuff
6:57:29 PM conjsports: hahaha
6:57:35 PM conjsports: blue balls
6:57:37 PM Andy Rhode: yup
6:57:38 PM Andy Rhode: nope
6:57:53 PM Andy Rhode: it just is sore lol
6:58:13 PM conjsports: eeeeekkkkk
6:58:25 PM Andy Rhode: hahaha
6:58:28 PM Andy Rhode: so going on sr haha

 

[Jon Reyes]

Im Jon Reyes (1:27:44 AM): yo dawg
Im Jon Reyes (1:39:29 AM): i heard you like scooters?
Im Jon Reyes (1:39:41 AM): so i put a scooter on your scooter so u can ride while you ride
Im Jon Reyes (1:39:45 AM): ighhhhhzz

haha

 

[Mattt.C]

Tamara has been added to the conversation.

Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
uh?
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
whoops wrong person
sorry
tamaraaa says:
?
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
u can leave
tamaraaa says:
y add me into this
me
?
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Jon likes you.
tamaraaa says:
kool
thats werid
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
i went to the wrong person
MATT
danm it
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Good excuse.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
thats 3 time now youve done this to me
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Whatever you say,
tamaraaa says:
well soz dudes i have a bf
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
yea see
is it mark
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Jon likes you anyway.
tamaraaa says:
rite
aah
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
oh yea did u get a puppy
tamaraaa says:
yea
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
mark said
tamaraaa says:
kool
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
well u can leave
tamaraaa says:
yea
i will

tamaraaa has left the conversation.

Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
hahahahaha
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Lol.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
i went to the wrong person
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Hahahhaaa.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
ok for real now

..........AMANDA-ADELE.......... SO I WILL PICK UP THE PEICES OF MY BROKEN HEART AND BE DONE EM IS FHB has been added to the conversation.

Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
there we go
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Hello sero.
Jon likes you.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
4 times
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
He does.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
danm it

..........AMANDA-ADELE.......... SO I WILL PICK UP THE PEICES OF MY BROKEN HEART AND BE DONE EM IS FHB has left the conversation.

Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
4 TIMES
your becoming bery untrusting
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Look who's talking.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
very
typo
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Ay??
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
ok NEVER
do THAT again
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
I wont you added them.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
i mean the liking thing
u see if i do this
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
You no i didnt want amanda added. So thats your payback.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
and with tam
the other 1
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Yeah well.
That was payback for adding amanda before.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
yea that was funny
but when we go to there house again its gonna be really acward
shes a family friend
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Bahahhahahahahaaa OMG
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
what
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
LOL
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
what
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
she's a family friend. this is goingon sr.
Jon.com [A.E.F] says:
oh your a cock
lolololol
Matt. [A.E.F.] Mr Sero: Lessons = 13, Um's = 1,479 says:
Hehe.

 

[Joe Manson]

that is the funniest one i have ever seen HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[fry]

natasha says:
thank you
lana says:
no problem
natasha says:
rad
lana says:
what?
natasha says:
nm
rad
like ok cool
but rad
like cool
lana says:
whats ok cool but rad?
natasha says:
god damnit
you said what
right after i said rad
lana says:
ya whats rad?
natasha says:
rad = cool
lana says:
ya what about it?
natasha says:
so instead of cool
i said rad
lana says:
ya i get that part...
natasha says:
then why the hell did you say what?
lana says:
nvm
natasha says:
ugh.................................................
lana says:
i meant whats rad? like what are you calling rad
natasha says:
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lana says:
you now what nvm
natasha says:

lana says:
chill just forget it

 

[Stevenson]

who doesnt know what rad is?

 

[fry]

Seriously that's what I was thinking. I was like god who the hell doesn't know the word rad! Turns out she was asking me what it was that I was saying was rad. not what rad means.

 

[scootbaseball]

Beachsk8er77 (9:03:08 PM): cj's scoot is gross
adioserj (9:03:14 PM): yea
Beachsk8er77 (9:03:22 PM): did yuo see it?
adioserj (9:03:28 PM): yea
Beachsk8er77 (9:03:48 PM): his brake is like........... l
Beachsk8er77 (9:04:03 PM): like ___________I
adioserj (9:04:04 PM): lolol
Beachsk8er77 (9:04:06 PM): haha
adioserj (9:04:10 PM): what kind of bars does he have?
Beachsk8er77 (9:04:25 PM): he said he made them out of chromoly i dotn believe him
adioserj (9:04:42 PM): oh why not?
Beachsk8er77 (9:05:26 PM): he doesn't know wtf he's doing he thaught he could weld with his mom's lighter...
adioserj (9:05:39 PM): wowowowowow
adioserj (9:05:40 PM): hahahahaha
Beachsk8er77 (9:06:03 PM): bro im dead serious i cracked my pro deck and he's like im welding it back and im like what?
adioserj (9:06:14 PM): hahaha
Beachsk8er77 (9:06:26 PM): next thing i know hes got a helmet some sunglasses and his mom's lighter and hes burning my scooter..
adioserj (9:06:44 PM): wowowowow
adioserj (9:06:50 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhh
Beachsk8er77 (9:06:59 PM): haha



Hahaha. I love how every AIM convo I post has to do with Cj.

 

[Jordan Jasa]

runningdeer4321 (8:39:52 PM): i shit my damm pants,
runningdeer4321 (8:39:55 PM): more than once
jordanscoots (8:39:56 PM): lol wut
runningdeer4321 (8:40:04 PM): i have diheria.
runningdeer4321 (8:40:12 PM): and sometimes it feels identcial to a fart
runningdeer4321 (8:40:18 PM): but its very far from it
jordanscoots (8:40:22 PM): LOL!
jordanscoots (8:40:26 PM): omg are you serious
runningdeer4321 (8:40:34 PM): swear dude
runningdeer4321 (8:40:37 PM): i got out of the shower
runningdeer4321 (8:40:45 PM): and was in my towel sitting down
runningdeer4321 (8:40:48 PM): and boooom i got owned

 

[dezbert]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA