funny im between me and my girlfriend

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Jacob Alexander

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Jake:
no, i <3 boobies
……………………………………………………​………………8:56 PMVanessa:
ohh
haha
i havent got one YET
……………………………………………………​………………8:57 PMJake:
http:​/​/​www.​scooterresource.​com/​?​cat=​3
make an account if you wanna learn scootering
……………………………………………………​………………8:57 PMVanessa:
kk
hey if i order that scooter
how long will it take to get hee?
……………………………………………………​………………8:58 PMJake:
1 week
you cold pay extra to get it there the next day
……………………………………………………​………………8:58 PMVanessa:
how extra?
……………………………………………………​………………8:59 PMJake:
like 30, idk, just do the 1 week
……………………………………………………​………………8:59 PMVanessa:
k
can u help me fix it up?
cause i can never put the fucking grip tape on
……………………………………………………​………………8:59 PMJake:
yep, il bolt it
haha, its easy
……………………………………………………​………………9:00 PMVanessa:
can u pick different colors??
……………………………………………………​………………9:00 PMJake:
ya, il buy some and u pay me back
……………………………………………………​………………9:01 PMVanessa:
wait can u buy the scooter with a different color and stuff?
……………………………………………………​………………9:01 PMJake:
no
its easy to put the griptape on tho, il do it
……………………………………………………​………………9:02 PMVanessa:
k. do u ahve a razor?
……………………………………………………​………………9:02 PMJake:
no, i have a tsi
costom
……………………………………………………​………………9:02 PMVanessa:
ohh.
i am going to skate and scooter
xD
……………………………………………………​………………9:02 PMJake:
http:​/​/​viewmorepics.​myspace.​com/​index.​cfm?​fuseaction=​viewImage&​friendID=​457693281&​albumID=​1486970&​imageID=​20078725
……………………………………………………​………………9:03 PMVanessa:
it looks short
……………………………………………………​………………9:03 PMJake:
they all fucking say that, its not short
……………………………………………………​………………9:03 PMVanessa:
haha
sorry
I have a cheap scooter right now
……………………………………………………​………………9:04 PMJake:
when u scooter, u gotta have it ball level
……………………………………………………​………………9:04 PMVanessa:
wtf does that mean>
……………………………………………………​………………9:04 PMJake:
or vagiva level, whatever sex u are
that means your bars are that high
……………………………………………………​………………9:05 PMVanessa:
ohh
……………………………………………………​………………9:05 PMJake:
i will sell you a metal core wheel
……………………………………………………​………………9:05 PMVanessa:
WHAT THE HELL??
VAGIVA
……………………………………………………​………………9:06 PMJake:
i ment vagina, sorry for misspellin that
……………………………………………………​………………9:06 PMVanessa:
WHAT THE FUCK
YOUR SCOOTER HAS A VAGINA??
……………………………………………………​………………9:06 PMJake:
http:​/​/​www.​scooterresource.​com/​forum/​forumdisplay.​php?​f=​23
there
……………………………………………………​………………9:06 PMVanessa:
so is mine supposed tohave a dick?
……………………………………………………​………………9:07 PMJake:
im loling so hard right now
……………………………………………………​………………9:07 PMVanessa:
is that really a term??
……………………………………………………​………………9:07 PMJake:
lol ing
……………………………………………………​………………9:08 PMVanessa:
there is such thing as a vagina
on your scooter?
……………………………………………………​………………9:08 PMJake:
no, your bars, need to be as hig as your dick or ******
……………………………………………………​………………9:08 PMVanessa:
weird
I have a cheap scooter
OHH
I get it
……………………………………………………​………………9:09 PMJake:
ok than
……………………………………………………​………………9:09 PMVanessa:
and could I bring my cheap scooter to a skatepark>>
……………………………………………………​………………9:09 PMJake:
sher
but i cant tomoro
……………………………………………………​………………9:10 PMVanessa:
when can u??
……………………………………………………​………………9:10 PMJake:
um, sunday?
……………………………………………………​………………9:10 PMVanessa:
yeaa my mom said I could
which one??
……………………………………………………​………………9:11 PMJake:
oleander
……………………………………………………​………………9:11 PMVanessa:
how much does it cost??
liek 10
huh?
i dont remeber
……………………………………………………​………………9:12 PMJake:
10 if not a member
……………………………………………………​………………9:12 PMVanessa:
ohh
are u a member??
……………………………………………………​………………9:12 PMJake:
becom a member for 25 and it will cost 4 dollars each time, and yes
……………………………………………………​………………9:12 PMVanessa:
ohh ok.
hey do u think I could fix up my okld scooter?
……………………………………………………​………………9:13 PMJake:
i was just there today
……………………………………………………​………………9:13 PMVanessa:
o
……………………………………………………​………………9:13 PMJake:
um, not really
……………………………………………………​………………9:13 PMVanessa:
y?
……………………………………………………​………………9:14 PMJake:
cuz, if your getting a pro model, its kinda a waste of money to fix that piece of shit up
……………………………………………………​………………9:14 PMVanessa:
ohh
ok
should I bring my skatebaord
on sunday?
……………………………………………………​………………9:15 PMJake:
if you want
……………………………………………………​………………9:15 PMVanessa:
cause I really want to scooter
……………………………………………………​………………9:16 PMJake:
ok, i dont have and extra scoot, but il let you ride mine, i guess.
……………………………………………………​………………9:16 PMVanessa:
well its fine
……………………………………………………​………………9:16 PMJake:
so... u dont have a purity ring????
……………………………………………………​………………9:16 PMVanessa:
I will bring my old oen
……………………………………………………​………………9:17 PMJake:
ok
……………………………………………………​………………9:17 PMVanessa:
No I dont
my old one sux
……………………………………………………​………………9:17 PMJake:
me neither
……………………………………………………​………………9:17 PMVanessa:
but o well
:)
cool
……………………………………………………​………………9:17 PMJake:
8-0
……………………………………………………​………………9:17 PMVanessa:
what does that mean?
……………………………………………………​………………9:17 PMJake:
loo at it from an angle
……………………………………………………​………………9:18 PMVanessa:
I cant see anything
……………………………………………………​………………9:18 PMJake:
ok
……………………………………………………​………………9:18 PMVanessa:
what does it mean>
……………………………………………………​………………9:19 PMJake:
nothing
({})
jk
……………………………………………………​………………9:20 PMVanessa:
EWWWW
!!
……………………………………………………​………………9:20 PMJake:
!!!!!
!!!!!
!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
x 100
……………………………………………………​………………9:20 PMVanessa:
haha
xD
I am going to bring my old ass scooter
so I can get used to scootering
xD
on Sunday
……………………………………………………​………………9:20 PMJake:
your old ass!
……………………………………………………​………………9:21 PMVanessa:
haha
scootter
……………………………………………………​………………9:21 PMJake:
your scooter wears granny pannys?
……………………………………………………​………………9:22 PMVanessa:
SHUT UP !!
haha
u know what I mean??
HAHA
……………………………………………………​………………9:23 PMJake:
what kind of scoot is it? the ones you buy at walmart or the kind that have two sticks holding the back wheel?
……………………………………………………​………………9:23 PMVanessa:
hey so when I get my scoot can u ehlp me pimp it out?
……………………………………………………​………………9:23 PMJake:
yep
……………………………………………………​………………9:23 PMVanessa:
the scoot u buy from toys r us
dumbass
……………………………………………………​………………9:23 PMJake:
il go steal some shit tomoro
……………………………………………………​………………9:23 PMVanessa:
haha
will my scoot braker
……………………………………………………​………………9:23 PMJake:
with three whels?
……………………………………………………​………………9:23 PMVanessa:
2
wheels
……………………………………………………​………………9:24 PMJake:
ok, is it like a barby?
……………………………………………………​………………9:24 PMVanessa:
noo
razor
……………………………………………………​………………9:24 PMJake:
razor barbie
razor polly pocket
……………………………………………………​………………9:24 PMVanessa:
razor red
……………………………………………………​………………9:24 PMJake:
hot wheels
let me see whats red?????
oh!
mhm
……………………………………………………​………………9:26 PMVanessa:
RED RAZOR
……………………………………………………​………………9:26 PMJake:
pink?
wanna come to my house friday?
……………………………………………………​………………9:27 PMVanessa:
to hang out??
……………………………………………………​………………9:27 PMJake:
ummm
sher, and get parts for your scoot
……………………………………………………​………………9:28 PMVanessa:
where at??
……………………………………………………​………………9:28 PMJake:
i can meat you at the trolley station
……………………………………………………​………………9:28 PMVanessa:
which one
……………………………………………………​………………9:28 PMJake:
the one befor palm, iris
……………………………………………………​………………9:29 PMVanessa:
ohh my grandma lives there
xD
so on friday ya?
……………………………………………………​………………9:29 PMJake:
where
ya
……………………………………………………​………………9:29 PMVanessa:
iris
……………………………………………………​………………9:29 PMJake:
yes
really?
like next tosouthwest?
where, exactly
……………………………………………………​………………9:30 PMVanessa:
brb
……………………………………………………​………………9:30 PMJake:
excuse u
……………………………………………………​………………9:31 PMJake:
u there
i guess u can ignor me then
were done
……………………………………………………​………………9:33 PMVanessa:
what?
im back
ohh well I gtg
talk to u tomorrow??
……………………………………………………​………………9:34 PMJake:
no!!!!!!
……………………………………………………​………………9:34 PMVanessa:
sorry send me some cool scooters that I can buy and hardware and stuff
peace
and advice
……………………………………………………​………………9:35 PMJake:
kkk
ok
……………………………………………………​………………9:35 PMVanessa:
later
love yaz
comment the pic
plx
plz
lates
love u
talk to u tomorrow
……………………………………………………​………………9:36 PMJake:
i love you to
 
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