funny scooter stories

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mat

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post any funny stories that involve scooters or are scoter related here

heres one, while i was at woodward last summer my brother and mom went to california for a wedding. there was this store in santa monica where they were that rented skateboards, surfboards, bikes, roller blades and scooters. by brother rented a scooter for a day, after riding they went back to the hotel room. on the elavator at the hote he was spinning the scooter aroud wich was ok cause nobody was in there exept him and my mom. then the doors opened and this guy steped in my prother continued to spin the scooters tail around he then proceded to whach the guy in the shinreally hard. (you know how mutch that hurts). !grr so my mom looks up at him and is like oh i'm so so sorr-oh my god are you ok?? i am sooo sorry. the guys like yeh i am fine i dont really need that shin anyway. the guy my brother hit was savion glover
 
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javier muro5

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my friend mike was riding his scoot and was going to j walk and then his pants fell when he was crossing the street it was funny
 
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James Scown

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i agree who is savion glover??? is he meant to be someone important? and the pants-falling-down-story is pretty funny just imagine if he didnt have underpants or anything on underneath :| scary
 
Dustin Nooner

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
One time, a little boy named Matt Dibble called me ALL the way fron New York! And we played RAZOR. I live in California. So it was a bit of a distance. I won the game. The end : )

ANOTHER Life sotry by,

-Dustin Nooner
 
Matt Dibble

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
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One time i was talking to Dustin Nooner on the phone. Someone called me from a restricted number so i didnt answer it becasue i dont take calls from restricted numbers. Then when restricted number was done calling i kept talking with Dustin Nooner. Right then Dustin Nooner called me. I proceeded to put Dustin Nooner on hold while i took the call from Dustin Nooner. Dustin Nooner didn't like being on hold so he hung up, so I just kept talking to Dustin Nooner. It was a really good thing i didn't take that call from restricted number or Dustin Nooner might not have been able to get through.
 
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mat

Steel Member
Rad Cary said:
who the hell is savion golver?
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he is this world famos tap dancer dude i had never herd of him till my mom told me. i hate tap dancers !lol
oh and team ameerica rocks. fuck yeah
 
Dustin Nooner

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
Matt Dibble said:
One time i was talking to Dustin Nooner on the phone. Someone called me from a restricted number so i didnt answer it becasue i dont take calls from restricted numbers. Then when restricted number was done calling i kept talking with Dustin Nooner. Right then Dustin Nooner called me. I proceeded to put Dustin Nooner on hold while i took the call from Dustin Nooner. Dustin Nooner didn't like being on hold so he hung up, so I just kept talking to Dustin Nooner. It was a really good thing i didn't take that call from restricted number or Dustin Nooner might not have been able to get through.
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LMFWAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REMEMEBR THAT!! HAHAHAHA!!! I was the fucking restricted number witch names the story even more funny hahahahaha.
 
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scooter4life

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once apon a time there was a kid who scootered and his name was pj, he thought he was so good so i dared him to try this gap of wet cement lol he didnt make it moral (dont jump wet cement unless you no u can clear it!)
 
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farmboy uk

Steel Member
lol, thats so funny when that happens. My mate said that its possible to run accross wet cement when they resurfaced the floor in town, he said that you don't really sink it just happens on TV lol. But he ended up with it all in his soes and running away from a very pissed off builder
 
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Frazer

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I Know a boy that put his shoe in wet cement and it was in this patch for like 4 months , that where funny.
 
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jamiemac2005

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scooter4life said:
once apon a time there was a kid who scootered and his name was pj, he thought he was so good so i dared him to try this gap of wet cement lol he didnt make it moral (dont jump wet cement unless you no u can clear it!)
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f**kin xcellent lol.... laughin my big lazy fat a** off lol.......

all i've got is this:


alright... so this guy comes down my local bragging about his "new scooter" now this was about 2 years ago... and he comes into the park.. climbs up the 5ft QP.... and starts bragging.. now this scooter.. it looks like brand new yes but its a "california classic" if anyone has seen thm they'll know how bad they are google "california classic scooter" and its the first on images and he's going on "i'm well good on it" "i can do that" "blah blah blah" (this is the type of kid you want to hit the second he walks in the park) all the time staying at the top of the qp.. so im there with a few friends and we challenge him to PIG or SKATE or whatever you wat to call it.. so i set the trick... drop in... 1 footed spine(small lyke 2 foot spine)(remember 2 years ago cant do much) and we all do it... really sketchy.. but still doin it.. then its his turn.. he go's last.. he drops in rally sketchy.. shouts woah as if he's the king of the world... rides up the launch of this small volcano like spine and airs he lands on the flat abbout a meter in front of hi(sory changing units lol) the t-tube of this thing is like 2cm's thick.. it snaps streight away when he lands... and he went to the ground.. gets up crying... and he's lyke a year older than us and he walks off limping... anyway later on we're i teso(local supermarket) ... there it is a "california clasic scooter" Ã?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?£5 lol... we laughed our heads off.


sorry bout the length
 
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AlexSchad .

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one time nooner called me and pretended to be scooter phil , and i believed him some what untill he said "my favorite rider is stan" then i seen all through his plot
 
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