funny shit thats happened at your local(try beat mine)

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I was at clazza one day, i was riding bare foot for like 10 mins just to see what it was like, i go up, air, and didnt notice this like 5 year old at the downramp, come down, and obliterated this kid, made him bleed like crazy.
I get up and was like fuckk, walked to the kid and helped him up, and i get this faggot of a dad screaming at me saying you little cunt look what your doing, you think your king shit and this park is all yours and you can go hitting little kids, you do something again to my kids ill kill you,

i sat down for about 20 mins when this guy was sittingin his car, swearing into a phone and pointing at me
prettty funny
 
Tristan Mathews

Tristan Mathews

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Dwebs.... said:
Well one day some of our mates roll into the parking lot in the hilux not realising they just pissed of this like 40 year old lady who looked like she had not eaten anthing exept for acid trips for a week. She rolls in in this yuck hole Dahatsu or whateva and while the car was still moving she gets out but the car was still in gear and somthing stopped the accelorator from coming off so it kept rollining knocking this werid lady over and the car like rolls over her so she then gets up jumps back in the car trys to put it into neutral but hits reverse so it starts rolling back so she bails out and get run ovr f**kin again! once the car eventually stopped she grabs a stick runs over to our mates and is like "your crazy why did you turn your inticator off im not a f**kin robot drive propperly". She gets to the car while all of 30 kids at the park where staring at her she's like "sorry boys".............The morel of this story, Learn how to use a car!
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some crack whore rolls up beside a ute gets out of her car to yell at the blokes but still has her car in reverse and it's jammed... she opens door gets out of car gets clothes lined by door in the process and then her car keeps reversing off... so guess what happened, she continuously tried running round the car and getting in but kept rolling her. So all of us are like, "HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" so yeah, she got rolled 4 times and in the end she was so exhausted trying to get the car she was like f-it and left. We laughed for days literally im typing and laughing right now. So yeah you had to be there it was funny.

Sam when you come to Cairns i got a lot of kids' arses you can grab.

BTW David f.uck you haha i was gonna tell the story but you messed it up, and this was at the time when SEAN JACKSON rode a scooter ZOMG!!!111ONEone1one1!!!
 
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This wasn't really funny...more scary...
Anyway at my local park Murry there were some little abo's running round with there glove-guns shooting rocks and seeds at riders... told em to get Crunked and go back to their ghutters and threw some rather large rocks at them as they ran away...
Felt good at the time.....
but around 3 hrs later a Maxi taxi rocks up with 6 big black fella's and run with raging voices towards us...
Every one runs away as anyone would...
sept one skater..

Don't top Sam's original cause i was there for that one but

<<<<R.I.P skater boi>>>>>
 
Jason

Jason

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Man fuck niggers. Except MACHETE. He's a trip step holla.

Anyway, my friend Brady has decided to get into scooting. He can't do anything at all, but he has fun anyway. He's trying to tailwhip out the edge of our bowl, getting pretty close, but still can't. So Marcus said "Brady if you land a tailwhip I'll buy you a family feast from KFC no joke" So Brady was just trying tailwhips over and over and just falling down in the stupidest ways, we were all laughing and he was getting pretty fired up. Then Marcus said "Okay Brady, 2 family feasts. I will buy you 2 family feasts if you land a tailwhip" Brady just kept trying and trying, but still couldn't get it. He shouted "ITS BECAUSE OF MY HUGE SHOES" So he takes off his shoes and throws them into the bowl, then tries a tailwhip and slams the deck into his toes hahahaha boy did he scream like a girl. After we finished laughing our asses off at him he said "Nah stuff that give me my shoes back" So Brad went into the bowl and chucked a show to Brady but it hits him right on the dick so he just drops to the ground and so did everyone else. Holy shit I can't remember laughing so hard ahhahaha.

Brady still hasn't landed a tailwhip. :)
 
Jason

Jason

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Haha we were at the bowl yesterday and Fanny rocks up in his falcon, spins the wheels to get up the grassy hill, and some 8 year old on a ripstik shouted out "SICKOOOOOOOOOOOO" hahaha
 
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