Funny shit you do in school

[proudlefty]

Like a week ago I was getting my science crap out of my locker and this white bitch in my grade got in a cat fight with this huge black girl they were beatin the shit out of each other and banging heads against lockers. Of course that had to be my locker. They were ripping out so much hair that I got a good half a headfull in my locker. The janitor then told me I had to pick it all out cause he wasn't gonna and it was my locker. I showed up for science that day 10 minutes late and got a detention cause my teacher didn't believe me when I told her what happened. FML.

 

[Bear Grylls]

In our school planners, theres phone numbers to every single classroom, in the building. so we sit in class and call there phones with our phones and rite when they pick up, hang up! we did this and omg its hilarious wat the teachers do. call from *67 tho or else ur fucked

 

[dp]

Well where me and my friends hang out at lunch there is this bike rack. There is a tun of bikes so me and my friends mess with this ones kids bike all the time like i will disconnect both brakes and some of my friends loosen the back wheel on the bike haha then when he comes out to go a way he has to fix everything funny as hell

 

[Evan.]

At my school there's a smoking shed right outside the metal shop where teachers and janitors go for smoke breaks every morning, my shop teacher told me to put a cigarette in my mouth, walk outside, go "Oh ----- I'm sorry" and see what their reaction was, hahahahahaha

 

[Zaηe]

Still spit balls stuck to the roof from 3 years ago.

 

[roflcopter!!!]

Shot a spit ball and missed the teacher's head by like 30cm, she just flicks it off with the whiteboard marker and keeps on writing...

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

freshmen year i farted into jars, put them in the freezer and brought them into my world cultures class and opened them under this hot bitches chair

 

[DavidCronin]

noob question, what does putting the jar in the freezer do?

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

it preserves the fart and slows down the molecules so it doesnt escape

 

[Evan.]

He gets blumpkins in the upstairs bathroom too

 

[roflcopter!!!]

My friend has a fine selection of pornography on his phone, me and all my friends sit up the back of class watchin it, so you would see about 6 or so people looking over this one guys shoulder in amazement

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

My friend has a fine selection of pornography on his phone, me and all my friends sit up the back of class watchin it, so you would see about 6 or so people looking over this one guys shoulder in amazement

i dont know about you but a bunch of dudes watching porn together just screams homo

 

[DavidCronin]

hahahahha thats kinda gay bro

 

[Riley Hughes]

we have this one sub and i always pretend to be adhd to her lmao
i flip my hair, i ask her random questions, i'm ALWAYS singing something, always something random. its soooo hillarious

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

no you dont

 

[DavidCronin]

i called my 8th grade science teacher chubby, she heard about it once when i was talkin to some one and she confronted me in class and i told her to her face(from my seat of course, in the back)

 

[Riley Hughes]

lmao yeah, i do. when i first met her i was like "hey!" "do you have adhd?" "do you like school of rock?" "do you like blonde jokes?" "do you like guns n roses?"

 

[tbiker67]

i would call one of my subs my grandmother and she would always yell at me

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

i made my junior year bio teacher cry

 

[proudlefty]

i made my junior year bio teacher cry

I made my spanish teacher cry twice. She is like emotionally unlatched or some shit like that. There's so many things, "Tyler, why didn't you do your homework?" "Why did you run over your cat with your car?" Commence crying. It makes me feel bad but how could u not jump on it wen the woman's husband left her at her own wedding, ran over her 15 year old cat with her car, who's parents hate her.