Funny stories thread

[Evan.]

I'm bored, share random ass funny shit that has happened to, around, near, or inside of you.

 

[Scott Trainer]

i know this kid named evan that froot-boots. and we were riding once and he decide to shit in a box 4 times in about an hour. pretty funny
hahahahahaa

 

[Evan.]

Hahaha

I know a dude that could puke on command, so one day he went up to these girls and the conversation went like this-

"Hey Girls, who's number am I ge-" *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF*

 

[Michael Rankin]

haha i know a guy who can puke on command too