Funny things you've seen happen at a skatepark

well the other day i was at my local park and a bunch of drunks and stoners came to the park from a big party down the road.
god it was hilarious
well these 2 stoned dudes came up to the park and one said something to the other so he tackled him and started beating him up so the drunk came and hes screamin and laughin at the same time and tried to sit down and fell off the chair and landed on his arse he got up coz everyone was laughin at him and he yelled pretty loud.
so the stoners walked over to him and saw that there was a roof so one of them climbed on to it and got a shirt which had been there for days and started swingen it round his head so he was climbing back down and he fell on the other lol!
Whats your funny thing?
 

Scooter Mcgee

Steel Member
Haha funny

Umm these blacks where sniffing paint and asking us for money and ccigarettes and we get the cops onto them and they got taken away and also this black chick had her 20 kids at she park like all day cause she cant afford day care and i threw my scooter cause they kept getting in the way and it was annoying and shes like "you think you own the skatepark im gonna bash your white ass etc...."
 
lol geez innishole lol!
thats like that fat dude when we were seshin with his like 4 6 year old kids and one of them that kept saying 'wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!' geez annoying i was just about to tell the fat dude to fuk off
 
A while ago, i was sitting under a tree at the park and this little girl who was about 5-6 years old comes from over at the tennis courts near the park.
She had ratty clothes and shit and comes up and out of the blue tells me to "go hop in the hole in one of the ramps and die"
 

Kenny O.

Member
hah, one day there were people riding razor scooters at my skatepark, and they actually took it seriously and did tricks and shit
sooooo gay
 

PyAMP

Member
2 foot tall kid talking shit to us drops in and eats it then gets back up hits a rail to major eat haha and kept talking shit


Kenny Owens said:
hah, one day there were people riding razor scooters at my skatepark, and they actually took it seriously and did tricks and shit
sooooo gay
ya i agree.....there actually is like 5-10 scooter riders that go to my local hahah but they don't know shit and they're all like 10-11 if i had like an SR brochure(sp?) i'd be like here ya go
 

tylerwhetstone

Steel Member
borat ^^

i though it was funny at tic when bonner tried to gleak on everyone there. lol. and his damn precision on his gleaks. he frigin hit me in the eye from 5 feet away. WTF
 
When this kid got offered 200 dollars by him mom to drop into this 5 ft. bank, he stood up there for 2 hours then eventually came down crying and left.
 

Jordan Jasa

Silver Member
Danny WarDick said:
When this kid got offered 200 dollars by him mom to drop into this 5 ft. bank, he stood up there for 2 hours then eventually came down crying and left.
ahahaha omg what a pussie.

Well i've only been to a skatepark once, and the funniest thing was when my little sister slid on her butt down a ramp. I guess i chuckled. haha
 

whoopa

Member
some guy was riding a balance board on the 5 foot spine at our local.

this guy was fighting a fucking tree at this one park and eventually fell over.

big ron
 

davidross

Member
SeanJackson said:
Haha funny

Umm these blacks where sniffing paint and asking us for money and ccigarettes and we get the cops onto them and they got taken away and also this black chick had her 20 kids at she park like all day cause she cant afford day care and i threw my scooter cause they kept getting in the way and it was annoying and shes like "you think you own the skatepark im gonna bash your white ass etc...."
nvm
 

Steezeman

Administrator
Alright, this takes the cake. It was years ago when I skated.

So there's this little kid at the skatepark, and he pees his pants. My friend's all "Go home kid, you pissed your pants" and this other dude is like "Shut up dude he's probably better than you" and right as he says this the piss kids tries to drop in and eats it major, right in front of all of us, it was sweet.
 

whoopa

Member
i was riding up to woodinville skatepark and i see this gang of scooter kids, dustin nooner, JT, jordan scott and im like halling ass up to the park so i try to play it cool and make a dank entrence to the park, i jump into the grass, and ofcoarse it is when and i slide on my ass for along time as the scooter gang lafs at me haha. i bet i looked gay.
 

zakmak

Member
when my freind jose was mouthing off to this kid that was like 19 and h's 14 and the 19 year old swung out him and jose dodged it and without even looking dodged another one and came within 2 inchsof punching the kids nose in, he held himself back because he didn't want to fight evnethough he could of killed this kid with like one punch. the funny thing was jose was like "nigga i can dodge bullets all day and all night son" and someoneswung at him when he was turned around and somehow he saw it and dodged it and pushed the kd back without even turning around. i was like wtf? and everyone was aughing at the 19 year old, sooo best day ever there.
 
Zak Ploof said:
when my freind jose was mouthing off to this kid that was like 19 and h's 14 and the 19 year old swung out him and jose dodged it and without even looking dodged another one and came within 2 inchsof punching the kids nose in, he held himself back because he didn't want to fight evnethough he could of killed this kid with like one punch. the funny thing was jose was like "nigga i can dodge bullets all day and all night son" and someoneswung at him when he was turned around and somehow he saw it and dodged it and pushed the kd back without even turning around. i was like wtf? and everyone was aughing at the 19 year old, sooo best day ever there.
ahahaha matrix!
 

Roycee

Member
a drunk guy came stood in the middle of the box pulled his pants down and he started wanking
ahhhhhhhhh total turnofff
 
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