Funny things you've seen happen at a skatepark
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Max Kernmayer
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One day there was a kid on a Skatboard that go up the ramp on the Funbox and crash into the Ledge and fell over the ledge on the floor. That was funny.
Jamie Gantz
Steel Member
yesterday the kids from the daycare next to the skatepark, and the little 6 year olds were running down the ramps and bing --- heads, and i ran into one of them! it hurt but it was hilarious!
razorrider48
Member
someone getting hit by a car...got owned but he was the kinda kid who always got in your way at the park to make you bail lol not to sound sad or anything cos it was and wasnt funny but he alright just fucked up his leg when the car hit his bike and its fuct but was ruthless as. Anywas another thing that was funny/not was a bunch of maoris stole a bmxers car keys and drove away. But anyway everything funny happens at the skatepark...everyday there is something funny to laugh at because its just the best place to hang out!!!
Brian Murphy
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Jamie said:
jesus fucking christ this is liek the 5th bump ive seen by you
razorrider48
Member
OMG like rebel uh
tastyscoot
Member
one time my friend and i were at the skate park on our BMX bikes and hella bikers come so we are like TIGHT but they start lighting it up and they are hella funny because they are all riding hella high but it was annoying because i hate that smell and they took up half the park so we asked if we could ride the bowl then we like got in a fight but it was funny because we were 13 and they were like 19 and 32 of them of some crazy number like that.
Also one time this weird guy brought in is 10 speed road bike and just cruised around
then these black kids with there mom were throwing apples into the park so we threw them back and the the mom didn't even notice.
Haha and then one time this BMXer asked if he could ride my bike and was like no worries i wont mess it up then he ate shit and scratched my new bike
haha
ok then also this guy came during the summer and it was hella hot and there is noo shade but he was riding in a snake skin jacket
and lastly this skater is always there and he makes weird noises like bird calls and is always just like "MAWWK'
Also one time this weird guy brought in is 10 speed road bike and just cruised around
then these black kids with there mom were throwing apples into the park so we threw them back and the the mom didn't even notice.
Haha and then one time this BMXer asked if he could ride my bike and was like no worries i wont mess it up then he ate shit and scratched my new bike
hahaok then also this guy came during the summer and it was hella hot and there is noo shade but he was riding in a snake skin jacket
and lastly this skater is always there and he makes weird noises like bird calls and is always just like "MAWWK'
that guy is so weirdHaven said:one time my friend and i were at the skate park on our BMX bikes and hella bikers come so we are like TIGHT but they start lighting it up and they are hella funny because they are all riding hella high but it was annoying because i hate that smell and they took up half the park so we asked if we could ride the bowl then we like got in a fight but it was funny because we were 13 and they were like 19 and 32 of them of some crazy number like that.
Also one time this weird guy brought in is 10 speed road bike and just cruised around
then these black kids with there mom were throwing apples into the park so we threw them back and the the mom didn't even notice.
Haha and then one time this BMXer asked if he could ride my bike and was like no worries i wont mess it up then he ate shit and scratched my new bike
ok then also this guy came during the summer and it was hella hot and there is noo shade but he was riding in a snake skin jacket
and lastly this skater is always there and he makes weird noises like bird calls and is always just like "MAWWK'
tastyscoot
Member
I know! i saw him on college with a girl haha i didn't know he was into humans!
volcom32388
Member
kids breaking bones and endless ammounts of fights
Pete Pachota
Member
Nothing ever happens at skateparks in Poland, prolly because no one ever rides them.
One time I was riding a park that was a part of a sport complex thing, with football pitches and tennis courts, I always just walked in and rode the park for free but then some old guy came and said 'The manager told me that you can't ride here, it's not a skatepark for scooters'. I started arguing with him and he was like 'Fine, but this this is what the manager told me to tell you' and then he walks away. So I just waited a minute and kept riding. Not very funny but whatever.
Another thing what I remember is when I was riding a 7ft halfpipe which is put in the middle of a city park, and there are always little kids with cheap skateboards, rollerblades or scooters that ride around the paths with their daddies, and they sometimes stop at the ramp to ride around at the bottom and/or climb up and slide on their asses. You always have to clear the ramp of those kids before you drop in, but I remember how there was one kid with a scooter riding at the bottom, and his dad saw me dropping in and airing and stuff, so he kind of encouraged his kid to climb up and then tried to pass him the scooter and make him drop in so he could show that his son ain't worse than me, haha.
One time I was riding a park that was a part of a sport complex thing, with football pitches and tennis courts, I always just walked in and rode the park for free but then some old guy came and said 'The manager told me that you can't ride here, it's not a skatepark for scooters'. I started arguing with him and he was like 'Fine, but this this is what the manager told me to tell you' and then he walks away. So I just waited a minute and kept riding. Not very funny but whatever.
Another thing what I remember is when I was riding a 7ft halfpipe which is put in the middle of a city park, and there are always little kids with cheap skateboards, rollerblades or scooters that ride around the paths with their daddies, and they sometimes stop at the ramp to ride around at the bottom and/or climb up and slide on their asses. You always have to clear the ramp of those kids before you drop in, but I remember how there was one kid with a scooter riding at the bottom, and his dad saw me dropping in and airing and stuff, so he kind of encouraged his kid to climb up and then tried to pass him the scooter and make him drop in so he could show that his son ain't worse than me, haha.
Steve Moore
Steel Member
My skatepark only allows skaters so these random bmxers go to the back of the skatepark and start burning a hole in the fence around the park so the gaurd won't see them come in. Now there's a big hole in the fence and you can usually get about 10 minutes before the gaurd sees you.
One time me and my friends got caught so the gaurd starts walking us around the whole sports complex thingy and gives us a history of everything there. I was like WTF?
. One time me and my friends got caught so the gaurd starts walking us around the whole sports complex thingy and gives us a history of everything there. I was like WTF?
i was at the skatepark and theres this fat redhead little kid there and he's got like a peice of shitt huffy or a next bike or something like that and hes talkin to this other little girl and this bumble bee come up to him and he turns around and because he's fat it takes a while for him to get goin and he gets like turning really sharp and then he eats total shitt and he starts crying and he runs away. hahahah that was so fuckin funny
i was at my local skatepark mullays yesterday and some random kid so me droping in the 10 foot vert and called scootering gay cause its so easy. so he left and came back with his crappy scooter and tryed to drop in but ate shit when is front wheel hit a loose nail he front flipped and landed on his back so funny!