funny yet embarassing injuries

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Stall

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a while ago i fucking went to drop in a bank at our local, but i like had to come around a corner to drop in and i kinda slid out and landed at the bottom on the bank on my head, woke up with people around me calling the ambos and shat

fucking concussion and a cracked eye socket
 
DavidMiles47

DavidMiles47

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one time i was trying this huge air on a mini and i was up and out way too far so i bailed just like i normally would but all of a sudden my butt fell on the coping and this was after like a 5 or 6 ft air it sucked
 
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Derek Scootz

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omg soo many. uhh slid like 10 feet in my basement from an endo [after nose manualing] scraped my elbows :( and when i tried to air a qp i just kinda landed and slid out sideways [like the guy in rvm2] and i just jumped off my lil kicker and my neighbor yelled something at me so i looked. and when i landed i rode into my moms car which was parked in front of me. no dents tho! [thank god]
 
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whoopa

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so sean starts talking shit to his little brother about how he is gonna fall rolling in then sean rolls in and his fork snapps at the top of the qp and he eats hella shit hahahahahaahahah so funny
 
honga

honga

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i was going really fast to try and get the biggest bri i could right?!! eassy enough... some noob skater just as im leaving the launch ans spinning decides hed go under me and try and stall on the qp...what a dickhead... thank christ he was wearing a helmet which i pretty much snapped but what made it worse his dad came over to me and started telling me how it was "my fault for going to fast and not letting his son have a turn" some parents just cant get over the fact theyre kids suck....
 
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brendon

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haha.
today i wasnt even doing anything i was just going home after riding at my local (its close enough to ride too) and my mom called me, so i took out my phone and i wasnt paying attention and there was a huge crack in the sidewalk that was sticking out i hit it and flew foward landed on my wrist (which i think i sprained or maybe just like tweaked it) then onto my hip which has a big bruise on it then the bars landed so they were standing up and i flew and like racked myself on it. when this happened my phone flew out of my hand and nopw the screen is broken. :(
so im sad. lol.
 
honga

honga

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this is supposed to be the EMBARRESIING THEAD lol heres another.

theres a long but short little 14 with a lush handrail (which u will all see in my mini when it arrives :)) and i was just wearing boxers and shoes haha and went for a feebs. anyhoo i fell and ripped a huge hole and skinned my ass hahaha it was gay riding home coz like 10 ppl beeped at me
 
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Baldylee

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riding along on a flat road when i was really tired, i kinda had a microsleep and the next thing i knew i was faceplanted on the road.
 
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