Girlfriend Advice/Tips?

[iScooot]

So I'm in high school and I'm 16. I never really had any girlfriends or anything like that; Nor am I gay. But recently I met this girl that goes to my school but she is a grade younger than me, I've been texting her a'lot now and she's really sweet. And she says she likes me, and I like her.. She has everything I could've imagined in a girl. But Don't judge me for this, I've only made out with one girl and that was at a party.. if we do get together and date, I've never really kissed any girls and I need some tips? Could anyone help? Much appreciated.

-And when if we do kiss, what do I exactly do? Sorry

 

[Robert]

Make sure that you put your thumb in their butt while doing it, other wise they will just tell you to stop.

 

[Grant Schofield]

And open you mouth super wide and use as much tongue as possible

 

[iScooot]

seriously?

This is serious. I'm not going to shove anything in her butt.

 

[Robert]

seriously?

This is serious. I'm not going to shove anything in her butt.

Grant is serious.

Im not.

 

[iScooot]

Grant is serious.

Im not.

Lol I didn't find that serious.

 

[Lord J]

As your kissing her spit down her throat, That should work

 

[iScooot]

Seriously? No.

 

[Arnor Smari]

It will come naturally, don't worry about it

 

[issac p]

using both hands, pull her hair towards you as hard as you can and try to see how far you can put your tongue down her throat. chicks love that shit.

 

[William Juniper]

You guys are all so cruel. Dont do any of the above.

 

[Lord J]

Seriously? No.

Yes ^

 

[Robert]

Okay, all jokes aside.


Tell her you want to talk to her alone, take her some place that you and her feel comfortable, kiss her, then take off her pants and put it in her pooper.

 

[SeanMartine]

Tell her that you want to go on a walk somewhere, while your walking somewhere, start talking about her liking you and you liking her. Get to a quite spot and say something like "I do really like you" or something about eachother. Then from there, honestly just lean in for the kill, not to fast and not too slow. Let things go naturally from there! Then that's when you stick your thumb in her ass. Yolo

 

[Lord J]

Bring her on a walk by a lake, and tell her you like her, then proceed to rape her.

 

[SeanMartine]

And your 16... Don't feel weird to grad dat ass in the process

 

[Robert]

Make sure you wrap it, you cant be leaving anything traceable inside her.

 

[.Gerrit]

lock this thread people are being dumb and your shitty rape jokes aren't funny. There's already an often updated thread about this, go there instead.

pee in her butt.

 

[SeanMartine]

You should post a pic of her on this thread to see if sea even worth it hahahahahha

 

[Lord J]

^ this , Then proceed to dumping her in the lake. but tie a brick or somthing to her foot so she doesnt float back up.

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