Girls on their Period

Bennett_J

Steel Member
How the fuck do you:
A: Deal with them
B: Avoid the random and pointless drama that they start
C: Not be a "Douchebag" to them, even though every fucking thing seems to be it
D: Say no and walk out to them

Last night too much shit went down and I was almost arrested again because of some bitches who were all on their same cycle...

Help a brotha out, as I am going to be with them again tonight (One is my girlfriend). And I dont feel like walking home 3 miles piss drunk to be drug tested and searched by the police and my parents
 

TomK

Super Moderator
Staff member
There is this powerful word that most people know, NO. Just say you can't/ don't want to hang out.
 

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
When the river runs red, take the dirt track.

When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead*

But, I refuse to take the Hershey Highway.

Your best bet is to ignore them. Or, if you can't iognore them, just be polite. Common courtesy will get you everywhere. And when she starts an argument, just agree with her. Allthough it'll make you seem like her little bitch, it'll work wonders.
 

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
Joe took the words right out of my mouth. My girlfriend gets BAD right before she actually gets her period. Just agree with whatever she says, humor all the bullshit.
And for the hanging out part, say you feel sick or something and then just dont answer calls or texts. Say you felt so shitty that you fell asleep.
 

.Gerrit

ya boy boo radley
Staff member
a. be super nice, and suck up to them. they always like encouragement and compliments.
b. get them pregnant, then they wont have periods.
 

Kenny O.

Member
Dont just ignore them, lol that will make them more mad. Ive been with my girl for over 3 years and im just now figuring it out lol. Just make sure you always say Im sorry and you're right after anything that seems to upset them. As a guy, I could give a shit if I win arguments or not... Its much easier to just tell them woman that they're right and you apologize. Trust me life will be MUCHHH MUCHH easier!
 

edy boi

Member
if the river runs red, the nit has developed a dangerous algae, witch has consequently killed all the life in it
 

tylerbillman

Steel Member
It's not about what you do while they're on it, it's what you do when they aren't. And what you need to do is fuck their brains out when they aren't and just shut up and be quiet when they are.
 

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
Well, I made one of the biggest mistakes. My girlfriends in that moody stage right before they actually get it.... I asked her why shes been such a bitch lately. Fuck.
 

Nate Rita.

Steel Member
Tell them what they want to hear. Don't ever disagree because they're ALWAYS right. In due time when their period is over they'll come to realize how much of a cunt they were being to you and give you the whole "I'm sorry. I'm not myself when i'm on my period" deal. If they're smart they'll pay you back nicely too. ;)
 
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