Girls. The help thread.

[ghost24]

The most important advice you will ever hear: You ride a bike. A BMX bike. You do tricks on a BMX bike. Not a scooter. For gods sake YOU DO NOT RIDE A SCOOTER. Get it?

Scooters are the ultimate cockblock.

 

[Josh Young]

damnnnn matt. ive been feeling the whole im nothing to this girl i like. shes like.... haha well if i never knew her theres nooooooo fuckingg way i would just walk up and talk to her. shes like sooooo hot holy shittt. but idk ive known her for forever so she knows im a dumbass so she lets it slide haha. idk i just gotta like myself more i guess -_-.... hahaha soooo gay but true.

and i know shes a winner. she watches alllllll kinds of bike videos with me!!! even the WHOLE nike 6.0 video.. hahaha dont get any better than that guys

 

[jare88]

if you want someone to watch bike vids with, maybe you would have better luck with a man.

Seriously, give it a shot.

 

[TaylorT]

i have to poop

 

[dre]

how does everyone keep like the awkawrdness out?

whip your dick out

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

IF ANYONE WANTS SERIOUS HELP WITH GIRLS, PM me and ill give you my number and u call me and ill ask you wat you want out of this relationship or whatever in order to get wat you desire whether its sex or just a long worth while relationship. trust me im thinking about becomming a psychiatrist

 

[dre]

where can i find a girl with a penis?

4chan.

 

[TaylorT]

call the love line

ya know 107.7 fm??

 

[Aaron]

and i know shes a winner. she watches alllllll kinds of bike videos with me!!! even the WHOLE nike 6.0 video.. hahaha dont get any better than that guys

My girlfriend always asks me to go ride my scooter out the front cause she wants to watch.
Oh wait, it doesn't get any better