Good comebacks.

[zprestoe]

Clap Clap for the handi cap.

 

[scootcb]

l0l. funny.. im using tht on other ppl.. forgot about tht 1.

 

[Manzie]

Are you?

Do you?

Have you?

Shut the fuckk up or i'll use your spine as an ass scratcher.

 

[Behlau]

This is all you have to do.

Them: Dude, your fucking gay.
You: K.


End.

 

[theworm]

look her in the eye and say "cellulite"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
GHAHAHHAHHAHAHahhahhahhhahha haha ha hee hee



tee hee

 

[davon[isr]]

Here's what you tell her. It's what I tell my women when I want them to shut the hell up.

You know I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, you matured earlier in life then most girls, that and you started putting out around 12. So now you can't look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you go around and insult people to make yourself feel good because when you hit 19 and you're all used up, you'll know that your just a chalky burlap sack that not even your step dad will want to touch.

I'm gonna use that one.Nice! !lol

 

[Steezeman]

Just say "F--- you I'm a bear". Works wonders.

 

[Snow Patrol]

Here's what you tell her. It's what I tell my women when I want them to shut the hell up.

You know I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, you matured earlier in life then most girls, that and you started putting out around 12. So now you can't look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you go around and insult people to make yourself feel good because when you hit 19 and you're all used up, you'll know that your just a chalky burlap sack that not even your step dad will want to touch.

family guy =)

convo with my fatty friend david winter <3

"Hey john teach me how to flip!!!!"

"I'll teach you how to flip when you teach me how you eat 3 hamburgers at the same time"

hahaha, i love him =)

 

[scootsteve]

takes one to know one

if someone calls you a name

 

[JackDillon]

Ya mum, Thats what ya mum said, Ya mum was preety good last night, You moan more than ya mum.

 

[Steezeman]

"I know you are but what am I?"

 

[Nick Morland]

well if she is fat wen she says something to you just say to her "why dont you go waddle back to mcdonalds" then just walk away.

 

[Chaseme37]

"yeah, well, you THOUGHT you had a pubic hair, until you started peeing out of it"

"oh well it's hard to understand what you're saying, try taking the throbbing cock out of your mouth and repeat yourself"

"why don't you and your little shower pals go toss around a sack of soggy dicks, whoops I mean a football" (only works on jocks)

haha I just made all of those up like just now.

 

[CodyChirichiello]

"oh well it's hard to understand what you're saying, try taking the throbbing cock out of your mouth and repeat yourself"

so immature, but soooooooo funny

 

[Hep Greg]

If i want my comeback, i'll wipe it off your mom's face.

 

[Manzie]

^^^^^^
Brilliant.

 

[Tylerr.]

Chris gas: Dude i hated you when i first met you.
Me: yeah? i didnt know
chris: yeah i was such a dick you you.
me: oh i thought thats how you always acted.
hahah you had to be tehre

 

[willywoghead]

Girl: you have a deformed penis
You: your mum didnt care




You: when shes near you pretend like she farted and yell out that fat chick just farted




You: your so fat you ate jenny AND craig
(if your an aussie youl get it)




Her:[payout]
you: Why would i care, being fat isn't contageous is it?

 

[sonofjohn]

go and have another anal bead sesh with your dad

 

[DanMicro]

well yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skitlles popped out

or
yo mommas so ghetto when she breast feeds koolade comes out

or
yo mommas so ugly when she walked past the mirror her reflection ducked