grandmas boy

Matt Dibble

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
Its the only movie currently on my computer.

a few quotes

"I'm sorry, was that expensive piece?"

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"YEAH LETS FUCKING RAGE!"
"Rage?"
"Yeah Mr. Cheezle fly with the seabirds... or whatever you were talking about."

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"Uh, where am i supposed to sleep?"
"On the air mattress"
"Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog, I think i have a bear... Yeah i have a bear."
"What are you 8?"
"At least I have my own bed'
"Dude your bed is a car"
"Yeah but its a fucking sweet car"
"My roommates said they were going to get me rims for christmas. Maybe a CB radio so I can talk to other carbeds. That'll be hot. Maybe a stereo too. My sister said I should get an alarm"
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"you can keep the doll by the way"
"oh i was planning on that"
"oh........ my doll's a whore"
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"You know I had a dream last night. I was a snake, slithering through the grass. Until I came upon a dead elk, and i climbed, into his soul. And its there I stayed until morning. Which meant that I would underestimate someone very close to me."
"WOW! Where do you get your weed?"
"From you Dante."
"Oh Yeah! Whats up Mr. Cheezle?!"






i cant think of any more good ones at the moment.
 
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Steezeman

Administrator
That last quote is the best haha. Dante's probably the best character in the movie haha. And when the monkies driving the car "Drive monkey drive!"
 
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seankane

Member
i turn around, and the fucking king of the jungle is staring me in the face

MONKEYYYY

my cheese strongggg. no dr shockalu, your cheese wrong.
 
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Steezeman

Administrator
When it came out this kid asked one of my teachers if he was going to see it, and he had no idea what it even was haha.

"Dude, you've been there for like, 13 hours"
 
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dre

Member
Man, this movie is so funny, I just finished watching it about 10 minutes ago.

"that's pure fucking insanity."
"yeah, I know, he got addicted to hookers."
"no, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong,
you should never throw a bong, ever"
 
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