Happy Easter!

koring

Bronze member
Its Easter today...
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discuss.
 

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
Jesus was resurrected and all that stuff.
I dont get how a giant bunny hiding eggs came into this...
1. bunnys dont lay eggs
2. whys he hiding them?
3. A GIANT RABBIT BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE!
4. What does a huge bunny have to do with a zombie jesus?
 

ConnorD

Steel Member
everyone knows the easter bunny resurrected from the dead to give candy and chocolate to all the children in the world.
who the hell is jesus?
 

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
Jesus was resurrected and all that stuff.
I dont get how a giant bunny hiding eggs came into this...
1. bunnys dont lay eggs
2. whys he hiding them?
3. A GIANT RABBIT BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE!
4. What does a huge bunny have to do with a zombie jesus?

I came in here just to say this. haha.

Was Jesus a bunny? no. Why the fuck is a bunny giving us eggs? Bunnies don't have eggs. Why a bunny? Jesus wasn't a bunny. Why's he hiding them? Does he want our houses to smell like rotten eggs? I don't want a six foot bunny in my house, I'll shoot his ass. Why six foot tall? Why not regular height?

Easter's lame, I don't even like celebrating it and if it wasn't for my sister, my house wouldn't celebrate it at all.
 

Rob.

Admin
Staff member
All I know is every year around this time, dentists around the world feel their wallets buzzing.
 

DavidCronin

Steel Member
Jesus was resurrected and all that stuff.
I dont get how a giant bunny hiding eggs came into this...
1. bunnys dont lay eggs
2. whys he hiding them?
3. A GIANT RABBIT BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE!
4. What does a huge bunny have to do with a zombie jesus?

hahahahahahaha
 
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Kieran Mayhew

Guest
Haha, most of us are below 18 here, therefore we are immature enough to accept this as an excuse to eat a shit load of chocolate. Deal with it.
 

michaelpytel

Bronze member
o0O religion threads. how they stir the children of SR. not that im any better.... I THINK; obviously the bunny doesn't lay eggs everyone knows that. the bunny goes into your house and takes shits that look like eggs, witch is where the chocolate part came from. you hide them because bunnies don't do their business out in the open, their secretive. the children find them because back in the day when a rabbit took a shit on your floor you told your good for nothing kids to do it. because they are children they don't want to, so whats a guy to do??? make it into a fun game. the hole bible is a guideline for parenting (if you didn't notice yet) and Easters teaches cleanly-nest.
 

humpurple kushiones

Steel Member
o0O religion threads. how they stir the children of SR. not that im any better.... I THINK; obviously the bunny doesn't lay eggs everyone knows that. the bunny goes into your house and takes shits that look like eggs, witch is where the chocolate part came from. you hide them because bunnies don't do their business out in the open, their secretive. the children find them because back in the day when a rabbit took a shit on your floor you told your good for nothing kids to do it. because they are children they don't want to, so whats a guy to do??? make it into a fun game. the hole bible is a guideline for parenting (if you didn't notice yet) and Easters teaches cleanly-nest.

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. - Exodus 21:7


yea totally lmaoo.

edit: if anyone wants to debate about religion http://scooterresource.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57989 go there. lets not debate in this thread lol. (password is crybabies for anyone who hasnt put it in yet.)
 

koring

Bronze member
happy spring equinox!!

and the easter bunny is like santa, but the rabbit is considered some holy animal or something.

maybe the easter bunny was symbolizing jesus's pubic hair or facial hair? he wass not clean so he probly had critters runnin around there all like looking like a bunny
 
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