On the weekend I was at a skatepark in the city. Some chicks were standing about 20ft, behind a fence, went down like this:
"Oi what are you riding a scooter for?"
"Cause I feel like it."
"Scooters are for fags!"
"That's nice."
"My friend will beat you up!!"
"Fantastic, let me know when I can put him in hospital" then I just did some lines.
Later on in the day I was at a bus terminal waiting for the next bus I needed to get onto. A bus pulled up and the three chicks got off and were all
"OMG it's him!"
I gave them a look then ignored them. Couple of minutes later my bus pulls up.
"Is he taking the same bus as us? I think he is..."
They got on first and headed to the back. I got on and paid.
"Hey scooter guy, come sit back here, we don't really hate you."
Girls are funny.