Help me create the ugliest scooter on the planet.

[corruptedrapture]

get vomit colored chode bars
inside out grips shoot grip tape with paintball gun
put streamers on the bar ends

 

[Hep Greg]

drill holes in your grips to save weight.

 

[Jason]

Ask CJ for help.

 

[Nate Grant]

LMAO at the last two.

yellow and green striped griptape with mud and leaves and dirt looks awesome

 

[asianpuff16]

burn.^
hmmm
get paint striper and scratch out some parts of blue off
get your whole scoot
wet and leave it out side for couple of days
wrap your handle grips with any kind of tap
rip parts of your grip tape out
then wrap your rusted up bars with layers and layers of scotch tape hahaha

 

[zolof]

you can tape a pic of me onto it

 

[asianpuff16]

:/

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

put a basket on it and a bell and streamers, a wheelie bar but turn it into some kind of spoiler, underglow, glue naked girly pics to the deck then buy clear grip tape(Anyone steals that idea ill kill them), use rollerblade wheels and have no brake

 

[alfie wisker]

tat is th most shitest idea i ve heard of and its a weast of a scooter

 

[nickbrah]

dont forget take 2 forks

bahahahah

i think im crying from laughter

edit: those last few comments just top it off

 

[Matt]

put a basket on it and a bell and streamers, a wheelie bar but turn it into some kind of spoiler, underglow, glue naked girly pics to the deck then buy clear grip tape(Anyone steals that idea ill kill them), use rollerblade wheels and have no brake

http://cgi.ebay.com/Razor-Kick-Scoo...5|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318|301:0|293:3|294:50

 

[Joe Riley]

LMFAO

id ride it.

 

[gsp1179]

put a basket on it and a bell and streamers, a wheelie bar but turn it into some kind of spoiler, underglow, glue naked girly pics to the deck then buy clear grip tape(Anyone steals that idea ill kill them), use rollerblade wheels and have no brake

http://cgi.ebay.com/Razor-Kick-Scoo...5|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318|301:0|293:3|294:50

Why did they put the basket on the back side of the bars?

 

[JackDillon]

hit your one pieces with a large hammer so there dented as shieet, go to your local cheap skate store and get cnas of rank brown, gold, silver and pink and spray full scooter, buy a sheet of horrible colour griptape and make some gay design with it, bend brake upwarards, get some of those gay fuckion grips that comuter bikes have with the wierd grip part for your hand that sticks out, piss on it so it smells bad, drill out your headtube then hit it with a hammer again, micro xt forks, wright random stuff on it in multiple colourd paint pens.
and then you have a complete piece of shit

 

[zprestoe]

Take CJ's scooter
Dont forget his plumbing bars.

 

[spitfire0453]

^^^ lmao!

 

[Joe Riley]

Take CJ's scooter
Dont forget his plumbing bars.

biggest fail of 08

 

[Thomas Kananen]

you know when you buy something at mcdonalds...and get the stickers put those on =]

 

[humpurple kushiones]

Take CJ's scooter
Dont forget his plumbing bars.

biggest fail ever

lolo.lololol

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

drill holes in your grips to save weight.

haha greg you're hillarious