Manzie
Steel Member
Have you always wondered how to date a woman?
Well know, thanks to Alec Burman, the feisty animal lover, we have the truth.
Take this example of pure godly understanding of how to date, from the supreme wisdom of Burman himself.
On Burman's first date with his new catch, who shall remain nameless, he showed up all sweaty and panting, with his bulging man muscles in full flare. Not only had he been scootering just minutes prior to their meeting, he was also late. Not to worry, because the feline in question was clearly attracted to his man smell. Now Burman decided to deal his famous "player" card. He (purposely im sure) showed up to the date with no money, and forced that hoe to work for every penny. So Burman asked her to pay for both their movie tickets, and, lost in his blue eyes, she did. Now things really get hot and heavy, once in the theatre, Burman decided to straight up put the moves on his date, attempting to position his arm around her, a classic but effective move. However, Burman decided this monouvre was a little outdated, and instead, decided to punch her straight in the face, in order to get the bitches respect.
Long story short, thay ended up going out for three months.
Well know, thanks to Alec Burman, the feisty animal lover, we have the truth.
Take this example of pure godly understanding of how to date, from the supreme wisdom of Burman himself.
On Burman's first date with his new catch, who shall remain nameless, he showed up all sweaty and panting, with his bulging man muscles in full flare. Not only had he been scootering just minutes prior to their meeting, he was also late. Not to worry, because the feline in question was clearly attracted to his man smell. Now Burman decided to deal his famous "player" card. He (purposely im sure) showed up to the date with no money, and forced that hoe to work for every penny. So Burman asked her to pay for both their movie tickets, and, lost in his blue eyes, she did. Now things really get hot and heavy, once in the theatre, Burman decided to straight up put the moves on his date, attempting to position his arm around her, a classic but effective move. However, Burman decided this monouvre was a little outdated, and instead, decided to punch her straight in the face, in order to get the bitches respect.
Long story short, thay ended up going out for three months.
