a man see's a black guy running down the street holding a TV, the man says "hey, that's mine... wait nevermind, mines at home shining my shoes"
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.
Whats the difference between Hitler & Michael Phelps?
....
One of them knows how to finish a race.