It is illegal
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Chris Harris
Chris Harris
hahaha
scootsteve
Member
i LOVE these kind of things
in england it is illegal to beat a doormate after 8 am
in ohio its illegal to get a fish drunk hahaha
In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
- Under the reign of Elizabeth I, any person found guilty of "harboring a Catholic priest" would be tortured or even hanged. Any priest of the Catholic faith that was caught would be hanged, drawn, and quartered.
- With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
- All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
- London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
- The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)
- It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
- It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
- Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
- It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)
- Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
- A bed may not be hung out of a window.
- It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
- Mince pies can not be eaten on Christmas day.
- Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
- It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
- Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
- Those wishing to use a television must buy a license.
- It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
- Destroying or defacing money is illegal.
- If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
- All steam locomotives are limited to 4mph on roads.
- Anal sex is prohibited.
- You may not make out in public.
- It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
- Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
- Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death.
- Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
- One may not "blemish the peace".
- A license is required to keep a lunatic.
- Damaging the grass is illegal.
City Laws:
1. Chester
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
2. Hereford
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
3. Liverpool
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
4. London
Companies may vote in local elections.
5. York
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
i think these are old ones
in england it is illegal to beat a doormate after 8 am
in ohio its illegal to get a fish drunk hahaha
In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
- Under the reign of Elizabeth I, any person found guilty of "harboring a Catholic priest" would be tortured or even hanged. Any priest of the Catholic faith that was caught would be hanged, drawn, and quartered.
- With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
- All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
- London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
- The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)
- It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
- It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
- Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
- It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)
- Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
- A bed may not be hung out of a window.
- It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
- Mince pies can not be eaten on Christmas day.
- Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
- It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
- Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
- Those wishing to use a television must buy a license.
- It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
- Destroying or defacing money is illegal.
- If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
- All steam locomotives are limited to 4mph on roads.
- Anal sex is prohibited.
- You may not make out in public.
- It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
- Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
- Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death.
- Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
- One may not "blemish the peace".
- A license is required to keep a lunatic.
- Damaging the grass is illegal.
City Laws:
1. Chester
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
2. Hereford
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
3. Liverpool
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
4. London
Companies may vote in local elections.
5. York
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
i think these are old ones
lalaland177
Member
3 awsome canada laws :
In Toronto, Ontario, it's illegal for woman to drag a dead horse down Younge St if it is hotter than 20 Degrees celsius.
in London, Ontario it is against the city by-law to allow your grass in your front yard to grow any taller then a inch and a half. If you do, the city will come by and cut it for you then give you a fine for $200
In Nova Scotia a person is not allowed to water their grass when it's raining
In Toronto, Ontario, it's illegal for woman to drag a dead horse down Younge St if it is hotter than 20 Degrees celsius.
in London, Ontario it is against the city by-law to allow your grass in your front yard to grow any taller then a inch and a half. If you do, the city will come by and cut it for you then give you a fine for $200
In Nova Scotia a person is not allowed to water their grass when it's raining
asianpuff16
Member
whats the weird laws in washington?
Kyper
Member
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
All lollipops are banned.
A law to reduce crime states: ââ?¬Å?It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that one�s parents are rich.
You are not allowed to breastfeed in public.
One may not spit on a bus.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
All lollipops are banned.
A law to reduce crime states: ââ?¬Å?It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that one�s parents are rich.
You are not allowed to breastfeed in public.
One may not spit on a bus.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
Spencer281
Member
Jason Elies said:
For real, san fran is such a weird place, all these laws are actually necessary lol