Jokes Thread

[Griffiths007]

Yo, this is the place that you come to if your feeling a bit down or just want a laugh!
I'll start,
Why did the baker have smelly fingers?
Cus he "needed" a poo.
Its funny cus bakers knead bread! Lol Fail.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

Lolol roflmfao^2

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

I fucked your mum.

Oh shit sorry, thought this was the "True Story" thread.

But for real, there is a joke thread somewhere, go find it young one.