jokes

[tunney]

anyone got any jokes? i got a few i can say and cant...

this guy comes home from work and see's his gurlfriend crying and says whats wrong..
and she says i just found out u r a pedifile...
and he says OWW BIG WORDS FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD


next...

 

[Matt Dibble]

<b><marquee><sarcasm>OMFG SOOO HILARIOUS</b></marquee></sarcasm>

 

[dan barrett]

Your Grandmoms daughters sons mother is SO fat that when she stepped on the scale it said
To-Be-Continued.

Last time you touched breast's was in a KFC chicken bowl, eextra crispy

 

[danielwarwick]

A man and his wife had just walked out the hospital with their new baby and as they did a dandelion fell on her head, so they named her dandelion, the same thing happened eyars later, except a rose fell, so they now named her rose, then a few years later, a brick fell on the baby, now the kid can only say stuff that is obnoxious and makes no since, all there dad cna say is " shut up brick"

 

[tunney]

rofl thats a good one alex

a pedifile is draging a boy through the woods and the boy is kicking and screaming and holaring and the pedifile says i dont know why u r so scared i am the one who has to walk back throuh the woods alone