Kaylyn Jokes Thread.

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charles

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in preschool they asked kaylyn what she wanted to be when she grew up
she said "the grand canyon"
then teacher said "you dont understand the question"
she said "you dont understand being a whore"
8 years later at the age of 12. she did it.
 
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natelst

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this ones a true story.

so i was in az and i was tryin to hook up with this one girl and she was like " im not easy. im not a kaylyn" ahahaha
 
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charles

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Bret Lentine said:
a dog? CHRISTINA MARIE!?!?!! ::::::::)
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omfg!!!!!!! hahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahhahahaahahahahahhaah


and nate, which girl???? thats hellla funny.
i have like 20 kaylyn jokes on sams ipod touch. i just gotta get them from him
 
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omfg!!!!!!! hahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahhahahaahahahahahhaah


and nate, which girl???? thats hellla funny.
i have like 20 kaylyn jokes on sams ipod touch. i just gotta get them from him




allison lol
 
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charles

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So the another day at brets cousins birthday
this bamf was there and she knew me from when i dated kaylyn and i told bret and sean that
so like the whole time we were like "you know kaylyn"
"yeah who doesnt!"
"sorry you knew her"
"roast beef anyone?"
"thats not a semi truck"
"i saw kaylyn today walking down the street"
"i ride a scoooter "new pic message"
 
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Charles came up with this one like 30 mints ago:

What do Kaylyn and the alphabet have in common?
There's always a D in both of them.
 
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charles

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what does kaylyn and a basket ball team have in common?
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requires 5 black men

-charles




what does a great rapper and kaylyn have in common..
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They dont choke

-charles





*When kaylyn was born her mom could not afford the medical bills so she fucked half the staff.
-charles





*When kaylyn was a sperm cell the only reason she made it to the eggs is because she fucked all the other sperms to distract them
-charles




*hey lets go spelunking, ill meet you at kaylyns.

-bret



*what does kaylyn and the ocean have in common?
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Wet and Deep.

-charles



*What does kaylyn vagina and reading the bible have in common.
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Wondering when you will get to the end.

-charles




*when god asked Noah to build an ark he replied,
"why? when i could just put 2 of every animal inside of Kaylyn and have room to spare."

-charles


*I know why the city of Atlantis has never been found.
No one has ever searched the inside kaylyns vagina

-bret
 
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Charles_Doidge said:
*When kaylyn was a sperm cell the only reason she made it to the eggs is because she fucked all the other sperms to distract them
-charles

*hey lets go spelunking, ill meet you at kaylyns.
-bret

*when god asked Noah to build an ark he replied:
"why? when i could just put 2 of every animal inside of Kaylyn and have room to spare."
-charles

*I know why the city of Atlantis has never been found.
No one has ever searched the inside kaylyns vagina
-bret
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