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MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

Silver Member
cock my head back laughing manically take that bitch, put a grenade in the gas tank, blow you to fragments, come back later collect the ashes, and sprinkle them on the toilet paper I wipe my ass with.

(trying to see if lyrics a friend posted on fb were real or ones he made up, since he does that sometimes, and they were made up)
 
MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

Silver Member
Tyler, that story was fucking incredible and made me laugh a shit ton, but it had me so interested the whole time, it sucks, but its fucking awesome that you have that story for the books, that's seriously straight out of a fucking movie with event after event after event, harold and kumar-esque but more dramatic. I was gonna go to bed since I have to work tomorrow but that story made my night and I'm so happy I'm ending my day with that. Thanks for taking the time to type that out to whoever it originally meant for. THAT STORY DESERVES A THREAD OF ITS OWN ON THE DISCUSS ANYTHING THREAD! PLEASE MAKE THAT THREAD.

But I gotta ask, how'd you explain the injury to your parents and what was the excuse for wearing your friends shirt after yours ripped off?
 
Maz.

Maz.

Steel Member
Rumer Burmi
if u come leicester on thursday i will

17 hours agoMarek Nowicki
Idk what my parents would do though

17 hours agoRumer Burmi
shout then get over it

17 hours agoMarek Nowicki
yeah but we had a massive convo in the car
 
Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls

M3MB3R
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Browsing /b/ haha
 
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