Leash for sale

[Zach!]

im cerial

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

no it doesnt come with a girl and this is not another fleshlight thread im actually legitly selling it and i actually have it

Wow fair enough.

 

[Bear Grylls]

Look at the notes in the pictures
'zach SR'

 

[Joe Collins]

Well the rules don't say we have to sell scooters only

 

[Bear Grylls]

Well the rules don't say we have to sell scooters only

Bingo

 

[R-Dubya]

This is such an awkward thread.

 

[BrandonWeir]

To whoever bought that used fleshlight a while back, this might be perfect for you.

 

[Bear Grylls]

I think it's funny as hell haha

Edit: no one ever bought it, Sam was joking

 

[ConnorD]

i would buy it, but i would get the weirdest looks from my parents when i unbox it

 

[Bear Grylls]

Just look your mom in the eye with a weird yet serious look and say "bend over bitch"
In a Arnold schwartzenagar voice. And tell your dad happy fathers day. Done deal.

 

[Zach!]

your making it awkward by saying its awkward

 

[Gaston]

is it oversized? and can i put a grip on it? or can you

 

[Zach!]

yes

 

[Bear Grylls]

Guys buy this shit he ships over night so you can keep your bitches in check with this without havin to take off your belt

 

[DevonIs1337]

wow, this really is a children's forum.

 

[Zach!]

yea your just realizeing that?

 

[BenJelinek]

Just look your mom in the eye with a weird yet serious look and say "bend over bitch"
In a Arnold schwartzenagar voice. And tell your dad happy fathers day. Done deal.

Fathers day isn't for 2 1/2 months.

And devon come on bro stop being so mature

 

[Bear Grylls]

wow, this really is a children's forum.

Thanks for informing me. Ill remember that.

 

[Ham.]

^^^^^ hahahahahhahahaha
this is one screwed up thread except for the fact that he is actually trying to sell this

 

[Zach!]

im not haha