Little fags in parks who don't ride.

Madis

Super Geek
Staff member
Story from today.

I went to my closest outdoor park today, it's only like a 1.5 miles away from my house but i usually don't go there because of the small shitty park itself and little kids that kinda piss off who ride their little bikes and tricycles sometimes in the morning.

Anyway, this russian dude comes nearby and starts acting like a god damn moron asking in russian who has painted some ramps with spraypaint writing their names/nicknames. I said "none of us don't have spray-paint cans in our back pocket so it can't be us". Then that nolifer starts bombing each one of us with that question, and like i attend to do - i bump myself between those defending the one he's bombing.

So he's like "i wanna know who did those" and we continued to say we don't know and it's none of our and his business. So he got upset and put his nose up like his ready to fight or something. The whole discussion was so messy, kinda estonian-russian mixture with some dudes translating lol. So i asked him how old is he, and some dude said he was 15. FIFTEEN with a mouth like that and purpose to kick some ass, no matter whose.

So he said he's going to be back in 1 hour and then beat my ass. I showed him thumbs up just to irritate him haha.

He was back in about 30 minutes and suddenly, a gang of 15-20 people were around me, some really few were riders. I gave my scooter to some new friend i had made last night at that park, just in case if something should happen and said to him to stay away.

I was like 50-50 if that dude is bluffing or really bringing some bigger dudes to kick my ass. But he brought some "chicks" who thought they are the rulers of the park or something. One of them spoked estonian, so she was our translator. So the discussion continued.
Kid said, "i wanna kick your ass".
- "Why?"
- "Because you showed be this" (shows a hand, thumb up)
- "What should i had to show you then? Thumbs down? The middle finger? Westcoast sign? What?
some russian shit i didn't understand anymore, bleh-bleh
- "I wanna kick your ass".

We repeated that circle like 3 times and asked that down-o why and we got nowhere. So i got a little pissed and just said "so hit me, hit me".

But that's not what will they do. They wait that i or other park riders will do the first move.

So when the gang got fed up with me, doing nothing but just chat, they just backed away from me and started dicking on some other kids again their own size or smaller. So i observed just in case nothing would happen.

Nothing happened. Their words about that they were kick my ass, MEANT NOTHING. That's what are those kind of russian kids like - nothing.

So the kid leaved and the "gang" diffused. The "chicks" stayed, and went to sat on the funbox we all used. She asked some little kid not do ride on that box because she has a headache. So she was sitting on the ledge and nobody should have even pass on the funbox 3ft away even. I got pissed before and so i started a train, combining some skateboards, scoots and bmxes and we all ran through their noses. Payback.

She called the russian bad-ass kid and he returns back in 5 minutes.
3rd discussion.

Russian chick: "i asked you not to ride on that"
Estonian girl: "what is your fucking problem, why can't we ride. If you have a headache, GO HOME AND STAY HOME. Just being here with a headache starting to drink a couple of cans of GIN isn't better either.
Me: "If you all of you don't ride anything, then you're not suppose to be in this park. You are just being in our way and harassing/pestering us. I could just call the cops and tell that there's some little faggots in this park, who don't ride, drink alcohol, smoke and harass the riders, skatepark is not a fucking bar where you can drink alcohol where ever in the middle of the park, being on the way to other riders.
Then it went messy again, everybody was talking and i just can't put it all here.

Again, nothing happened.

So they left and for good.

I'm sick of kids who don't ride and try to be someones boss in the parks they don't use in a proper way.

I ask us, WHERE THE F*CK THOSE KIDNS OF KIDS COME FROM?
- They act like some big bossy guys who promise to kick your ass... but
- they don't keep their promises.

btw, all of the riders didn't understand, why that kid asked for the person who painted those ramps (as in ruing the ramps) WHILE he himself was dropping shells of sunflower seeds all over the park. Just to find a reason to kick somebody's ass?

Anyway, fun day, i laughed my ass of each time he (and the whole "gang") backed away.
Pretty hilarious stuff. I hope those kids don't ever want to see me again.


Bottom line:
Some kinds of arguments can be shut off just by talking, not using any physical force. They didn't touch me, i didn't touch them.

Enjoyed reading? :D
 

A-Brad

Steel Member
haha thatrs rad madis. good work setting a good example on how to let em figure out themselves that they're weaksaucy little boys without deeds to your park. im proud of you <3
 

brandon kilbury

Super Moderator
i hate people that hang around the park not doing anything, not necessarily older kids looking for a fight, but even little kids taht just stand at the park or something. sounds like that kid you dealt with was a retard, he probably felt like a fool when he brought a bunch of people and you called his bluff
 
yeah when i went to a park in las vegas these kids were smoking and drinking and smoking pot and stuff right next o me and this like 5 year old its like get the fuck out of my park and then he got all ht crack heads in the skatepark to talk bullshit to me and be dicks os i just left what dumbass people
 

Lil Steve

Member
Yea i really did enjoy reading that. I hate kids that think they are all big and stuff. Good job for standing up for yourself.
 
good job madis

Yea that happens to me sometimes too. they say they are gonna kick my ass, then i dont back down then they walk away. im accually surprised because im small for my age.
 

PyAMP

Member
when i went there were these 3 lazy ass skateboarders who couldn't do anything so they just snaked everyone and then sat down for 3 hours eating sunflowers seeds and marker painting they're boards it was funny haha
 

[aiden]

Member
i hate it when little kids just stand on an obsticle and they look at you knowing you want to go but thay still dont leave. i just say " move, idiot!". they usually move cause they think im cool or good. haha
 

PyAMP

Member
the park i went to the only kicker was an intro into a qp and we always dropped in from accross the park and they're were always people in the qp and right in front of the kicker sitting down or trying to drop in(wtf on a kicker) yeah weird shit
 
Idiot kid hes one of those kids who needs his ass kicked.
but dont say all russains are bad there's a pretty cool one on this fourm :)
 

dre

Member
you should have tailwhipped into that kids shins. Seriously, what a little pissin faggot, same with the gang of losers..
 
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