To Be AS Light As Possible
1st-Find some sort of balsa tree, study the tree, become friends with the tree, be the tree
2nd- cut down said tree, feel free to cry about killing your friend but just don't cry on the wood that would make it too heavy!!
3rd- carve the wood into a scooter (note make the bars no higher than 13 inches(thats extra weight right there)) also no break necessary
4th- as for wheels find yourself an old pair of heeley's and take the wheels, don't worry about w bearing's thats just unneeded wight
5th-don't even think about putting griptabe of grips on this beauty
6th- don't eat for about a day or two
7th-throw up right before scooting
8th- ride naked, clothes were only holding you back
heavy scoot>lighter scooter FACT
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