Lol Michael.

[young08]

I have such a good joke but because they are all American etc. i didnt put it in the main thread cause they wont understand cause its about football lol so here it is

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

Haaaaaaaaaaa fuck the Rapist.

 

[Aaron]

What's the difference between michael jackson and a disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch kids.

 

[Tom Affleck]

MICHAEL DIED YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

edit:
MJ is being cremated. Because hes 90% plastic, hes being recycled into lego so the kids can play with him for a change.

why does michael jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends? because theres twenty of them

MJ is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled in shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

 

[ryanscott]

micheal jackson had a few last words to say to the paramedics
"please put me in the childrens ward"

 

[Tom Affleck]

you blatently made that one up ryan

 

[ryanscott]

na i didnt

 

[JDBen]

did you you hear about Micheal Jackson?

apparantly he went into Hospital after having a heart attack

nah. he's okay, he just went into the childrens ward after having a stroke...

HOW DO PEOPLE'S MINDS WORK SO FAST!? HE ONLY DIED YESTERDAY!!! lol xD

 

[Jamie N]

LAUGH OUT LOUD zOMG

 

[young08]

Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be devastated. "First my parents leave me in Portugal, now this!"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[ryanscott]

haha lmao!!!

 

[Joe Manson]

yasss!!!haha

 

[Tom Affleck]

LMAO RYAN

 

[_James_]

What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!




How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.



Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.



'He died of food poisoning, he ate some 13 year old nuts.'



Michael Jackson comes home and finds his Girlfreind packing her bags.
Michael: What are you doing!?
Girlfreind: I'm leaving you! I've just found out that your a pedophile!
Michael: Pfft, you've got a big mouth for a 7 year old.

 

[salezone]

he touched generations,


literally

 

[Joe Manson]

What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!




How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.



Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.



'He died of food poisoning, he ate some 13 year old nuts.'



Michael Jackson comes home and finds his Girlfreind packing her bags.
Michael: What are you doing!?
Girlfreind: I'm leaving you! I've just found out that your a pedophile!
Michael: Pfft, you've got a big mouth for a 7 year old.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[young08]

Killed it James haha

 

[charliemein]

what do mj and a ps3 have in comon? They are both made of plastic and get turned on by little kids

 

[JDBen]

:|

 

[Sam Carter]

yeh these jokes arent funny anymore tbh he was never convicted (i think) therefor all your petty humour is completely incorrect.........GO DIE accept ryan young <3

 

[charliemein]

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