LOOK WHATS COME TO AUS BISHH

[Manzie]

Dean wins at life.

Anywho, in america I drank a litre of this, and so did Tyler Wheeland.

Hilarity ensued.

 

[James Scown]

my 'hood is full of niggers stealing cars all the time....



not really, 99% old people.

 

[Manzie]

Same here, my street full of old farts.

Btw, don't actually go out and drink a litre of this shit, you won't sleep for days.

Me and T-Whee couldn't we felt like we needed to run all the time.

 

[ben-pat-bro]

my neighbourhood is weird
on one side theres a old widoww
one side pot smoking musicians
behindnewlyweds with a baby
also behind 40 yearolds with a 15 old boy wit lucenmia
dunno whats the go, haha

 

[LukeMaff]

haha yeah i was guna buy this shit but left ma wallet at home

 

[James Scown]

manzie thats nothing.

i drank 4 litres of rockstar and mother one day, i almost had a seizure kunt

 

[Manzie]

Jesus christ dude.
A litre is as far as i'd go.
T-Whee was starting to see caterpillars that weren't really there.

 

[James Scown]

i dont think that was monster........

 

[2155]

On year 11 camp, some small dude in my grade, only about the size of Jackson Bartlett drank 4 mothers in 5 minutes. He went to hospital, and turned out that he had kidney failure and got a transplant from his mum 4 weeks later.

I however, drank 4 mothers, 6 v's and 5 red bulls in one day. Was fine till i took a piss and a poo. Piss was fizzy, smelled like energy drink and was the colour of V. Took the shit and whilst working it out, my nose started bleeding. Thats when i thought, have i gone to far?

 

[iCurrie]

Your nose bled when you were hanging one? Crap, Thats definitely a new story to me. I've heard of fainting while crapping, But I have no idea how your colon would affect your nose?

 

[2155]

I dont have a clue either, maybe its just a coincidence i was dropping the cosby kids off at the pool at the same time, or its because i was straining uber hard. Either way there was a hella lot of blood

 

[Manzie]

Your nose bled when you were hanging one? Crap, Thats definitely a new story to me. I've heard of fainting while crapping, But I have no idea how your colon would affect your nose?

I like you already kid.

 

[James Scown]

I dont have a clue either, maybe its just a coincidence i was dropping the cosby kids off at the pool at the same time, or its because i was straining uber hard. Either way there was a hella lot of blood

AHHAHAHAHAHA COSBY KIDS

 

[Manzie]

with the poke and the mon and the poke and the mon

 

[2155]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LUNCH

 

[Manzie]

Poo in your hand.

Wah lah.

 

[2155]

I ONCE WENT TO AN OPEN WHERE A DUDE TOOK A DUMP ON THE FLOOR AND WIPED IT UP WITH A GIRLS TOP.
HE THEN PUT IT BACK ON THE HANGAR.

 

[Manzie]

Cool.
You could have had lunch right there and then?

 

[JamieBowe]

After 3 of these i saw manzie in a zoo<3

 

[paddy_h16]

Monster is grub, cocaine is the good stuff