Ostronomer
Steel Member
Hi, my name is Eric Ostrom and I'm 18 years old. Some of you might already know who I am, others might not because of my lack of attendance to this website in the past couple months... Anyhoo, I recently under went complex nerve sugery in my left elbow and cannot ride for 6-8 weeks during the summer..... that is why i need your help. I need to collect approx. $1.7 trillion so that I can create a time machine to go back to the day when I fucked up my elbow so that I can prevent it from happening and so that I can one day fulfill my dream of becoming as good a scooterer as my idol Addison McNaughton, josh toy, ricky wernicke, and Eric Ostrom... If you don't see the reason to donate to this fund I'll understand. I am after all only A veteran fellow scooterist that has no where else to turn to than to my good friends on SR, and if $1.7 trillion is to much to ask then you can all choke on a fatty nigger cock because I ain't settling for less , and this especially goes out to all the little rich kids on here, and yes I know theres some on here! I'm talking about all of the ones sporting KC pro models.... the ones that cost $4500 ya those ones.
So please if you have any heart what so ever please feel free to send a large lump some tothe Eric Ostrom is making a god damned wish foundation.
p.o. box# 18 200 El Dorado Ave Danville, ca 94526
So please if you have any heart what so ever please feel free to send a large lump some tothe Eric Ostrom is making a god damned wish foundation.
p.o. box# 18 200 El Dorado Ave Danville, ca 94526
