MANNN WTF!!

[Alex.Peasley]

so i was sitting on the luu taking a dump while reading some playboy and i was getting one of those big fold out pages like they put the really sexy girls on and i got this Huuggee paper cut!! i didnt know what to do since i was in the middle of droping the kids of at the pool. What would you have done.

P.S. IM ON MY LAPTOP STILL SITTING ON THE LUU SO HURRY UP AND SAVE ME.

 

[Kenny O.]

wooooah, that sucks man.

 

[Big L]

alex, man what the fuck are you doing with your life, hah

 

[JustinB]

it just goes all downhill from here on

 

[Benjie]

then he pulls up his tight pants....

 

[Storer]

WTF...

 

[bobbyh1]

lol never tohug id see a thread like this

 

[Derek Scootz]

lol never tohug id see a thread like this

me neither

i would've wrapped my finger in tp. then finished my dump, put the playboy on the floor to keep reading it. and in between wipes (with the good hand) flip the pages with the cut hand

 

[Tristan Mathews]

get his balls stuck in the zipper!!!![fuck that would hurt!]
and wtf your kids or do you mean your shit?
and what was the fold-out after all that drama? lol

 

[brian blackwell]

WTF...?