michael phelps

[seankane]

1) If Michael Phelps were a country (Phelpsylvania, perhaps), he'd be tied for third overall in gold medals won.

2) In the total medal count, Phelps would be tied for 12th overall with the Netherlands.

3) India, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, Egypt, Mexico and Bangladesh (appx. combined population = 2.1 billion) have earned a total of four Olympic medals in Beijing. Phelps (appx. population = 1) has five.

4) Phelps has won five of the eight gold medals awarded in the men's swimming competition.

5) Excluding the United States and Australia, the rest of the world has earned a total of five golds in the men's and women's swimming competition. Phelps -- well, you get the picture.



michael phelps is aquaman. fact.

 

[felinaferoz]

i honestly dont understand this very well

but that last bit is a fact,
he can call giant invisible seahorses to create water currents that push him real fast.

 

[Corey]

truth. phelps is THE man.

 

[Mike Montgomery]

All i know about him is that he can swim fast.
haha

 

[Forest12]

ya haha

 

[Freddy Cacace]

phelps is the best.

 

[team_punishment]

phelps has webbed toes.......

 

[skooterkid]

phelps has webbed toes.......

naahhh

Here's my theory: There are 2 Michael Phelps! One that swims (the fast one) and one that goes on TV for interviews and commercials. AH HA! There you go

 

[ghost24]

Super Saiyan Phelps.

 

[Jordan Jasa]

legendary swimmer, but he doesn't look too bright. and i'm getting tired hearing his name every 5 seconds...

 

[ryno]

thorpey would rape him...

 

[ghost24]

thorpey would rape him...

The Thorpedo? Ian Thorpe or whatever?

 

[seankane]

thorpey would rape him...

yeah... even though michael phelps is breaking world records in pretty much every event he swims...

 

[ryno]

yeah but thorpes nose is bigger

 

[Brian Murphy]

i have aswimmingrace tommrow but im gettign hammerd tonight yeaaaa boiii

 

[mat]

1) If Kenny Owens were a country (whoresylvania, perhaps), he'd be second overall in posts.

2) In the total post count, Owens would be 1st overall because most of Andrews don't actually exist.

3) India, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, Egypt, Mexico and Bangladesh (appx. combined population = 2.1 billion) have earned a total of four Olympic medals in Beijing. Owens, (appx. population = 1.3) has 11362 posts.

4) Owens has written over 2% of the posts in the scooter resource forums

5) including the United States and Australia, the rest of SR has made a total of 489169 posts in the forum.
Owens -- well, you get the picture.


Kenny Owens does supermans. fact.

fix't

 

[Jordan Jasa]

1) If Kenny Owens were a country (whoresylvania, perhaps), he'd be second overall in posts.

2) In the total post count, Owens would be 1st overall because most of Andrews don't actually exist.

3) India, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, Egypt, Mexico and Bangladesh (appx. combined population = 2.1 billion) have earned a total of four Olympic medals in Beijing. Owens, (appx. population = 1.3) has 11362 posts.

4) Owens has written over 2% of the posts in the scooter resource forums

5) including the United States and Australia, the rest of SR has made a total of 489169 posts in the forum.
Owens -- well, you get the picture.


Kenny Owens does supermans. fact.

fix't

hey, i challenged him back in the day. my name still strikes fear in his heart.

 

[seankane]

don't you dare get off topic in my thread, i'll cockslap you.

so in fixing that:

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[idk47]

I'm sick of the aussies bragging about their swimmers, shut up, we have Phelps.

 

[mat]

haha sry. that guy is a beast, apparently he eats like 4 massive courses of food each meal just to have the energy he needs.