Micheal Jackson Dead

it'd be funny if he got resurrected nd turned into one of the zombies in the thriller film clip, props to him though, he brang in the new generation of pop, funeral will have to be held in like a freakin stadium, also one of the original charlies angels died this morning of cancer i think, props to her to.
 

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NickLisignoli said:
DeanCrafter said:
Michael Jackson hasnt died yet.





It takes over a thousand years for plastic to decompose.
hahahahha
SIGGED CUNT
Heres another one for you.



Michael Jackson didnt die from a heart attack.

Instead, he went to the childrens hospital and had a stroke.
 

Manzie

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Man, I really don't think he was a pedophile. He was deffinately gay, there's no doubt in mind mind on that, but still. He was such an amazing musician. His family and childhood fucked him up hardcore.
Really saddened me.
 
Micheal Jackson Jokes

Q: What�s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There�s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect ââ?¬Å?10ââ?¬Â³?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they�re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What�s brown and often found in a baby�s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson�s hand.
 
spencer2251 said:
Micheal Jackson Jokes

Q: What�s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There�s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect ââ?¬Å?10ââ?¬Â³?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they�re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What�s brown and often found in a baby�s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson�s hand.
haha ur halarious u fucking fagget lets all make jokes about this dead guy ur soo tough man
 
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