Milk Scooter Prototype

[The Milkman]

So I put together my Milk Scooter and rode it down the street. I went from house to house delivering milk just fine for a while, but it turns out the Milk Scooter is not designated to travel with normal traffic. I was not able to finish my route this morning, as a driver got angry and bumped me off the road. After violently cursing at me, he ran over my ankle. I could hear the sick cracking of my bones as the weight of the car slowly rolled over it. Blood was everywhere and my favorite white slacks were stained. I wept.

As I write from the hospital, I am considering putting an 8-cylinder engine on the Milk Scooter.

 

[Shane P]

So I put together my Milk Scooter and rode it down the street. I went from house to house delivering milk just fine for a while, but it turns out the Milk Scooter is not designated to travel with normal traffic. I was not able to finish my route this morning, as a driver got angry and bumped me off the road. After violently cursing at me, he ran over my ankle. I could hear the sick cracking of my bones as the weight of the car slowly rolled over it. Blood was everywhere and my favorite white slacks were stained. I wept.

As I write from the hospital, I am considering putting an 8-cylinder engine on the Milk Scooter.

LOL i really hope this is fake. still funny.

 

[scooters_are_fun!]

i love this..

 

[Zaηe]

Milkman is;
the
greatest
troll
EVER.
or whatever the fuck he is, its awesome.